en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/3481642 Comments by Alpha_Bets http://dealbreaker.com/2014/07/charlie-gasparino-will-put-on-a-hard-hat-and-report-from-the-one-operating-lane-on-the-staten-island-expressway-if-he-has-to/#IDComment854059972 I'm tickled by Bess' familiarity with the current state of the Staten Island Expressway. -No longer an Islander Mon, 14 Jul 2014 21:53:46 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2014/07/charlie-gasparino-will-put-on-a-hard-hat-and-report-from-the-one-operating-lane-on-the-staten-island-expressway-if-he-has-to/#IDComment854059972 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/05/blow-up-jamie-dimon-recieved-an-ass-kicking-today/#IDComment647930272 Escalante, profesor del cálculo. Wed, 22 May 2013 13:46:01 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/05/blow-up-jamie-dimon-recieved-an-ass-kicking-today/#IDComment647930272 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/05/h-m-treasury-calls-an-independent-scotland-the-worst-thing-it-can-thing-of/#IDComment646705173 He who points out another's spelling/grammar mistake must have flawless spelling/grammar himself. Far be it from me to defend Shazman, but his 'g' was a typo whereas you chose that apostrophe in 'Mondays.' Mon, 20 May 2013 18:57:39 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/05/h-m-treasury-calls-an-independent-scotland-the-worst-thing-it-can-thing-of/#IDComment646705173 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/05/is-a-topless-bea-arthur-about-to-grace-sac-capitals-trading-floor/#IDComment643824757 Draw me like one of your Golden Girls... Thu, 16 May 2013 20:45:44 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/05/is-a-topless-bea-arthur-about-to-grace-sac-capitals-trading-floor/#IDComment643824757 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/04/i-will-fucking-assault-you-sorority-girl-offers-wall-street-a-clinic-in-motivating-people/#IDComment622266572 You kiss your mother with that mouth? Someone should warn her. When it comes to the herp, sharing is not caring. Thu, 18 Apr 2013 19:43:43 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/04/i-will-fucking-assault-you-sorority-girl-offers-wall-street-a-clinic-in-motivating-people/#IDComment622266572 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/04/caption-contest-thursday-13/#IDComment617175775 I thought the saying went "too dumb for New York, too Ugly for LA." What's the deal with these momos? Thu, 11 Apr 2013 19:36:28 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/04/caption-contest-thursday-13/#IDComment617175775 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/04/jamie-dimon-is-still-sorry/#IDComment617025151 A Northeastern student walking around the Harvard campus stops a passerby and asks "do you know where the library is at?" The Harvard student replies "we in the Ivy league know you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition." The Husky says "I'm so sorry. Do you know where the library is at, asshole?" Thu, 11 Apr 2013 14:47:57 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/04/jamie-dimon-is-still-sorry/#IDComment617025151 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/03/opening-bell-03-27-13/#IDComment605347738 "Craven the Dong" sounds like some WWF heel. A cross between Kwang and Val Venis. Wed, 27 Mar 2013 16:45:06 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/03/opening-bell-03-27-13/#IDComment605347738 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/03/opening-bell-03-14-13/#IDComment595315051 Lest we forget the dude who played Random Task in the first Austin Powers movie. Sent to the big house for gang raping a teenager, then killed his cellmate just to drive home the point. I mean honestly! Thu, 14 Mar 2013 15:30:56 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/03/opening-bell-03-14-13/#IDComment595315051 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/03/opening-bell-03-07-13/#IDComment588402046 You're cramping Shecky's style. Thu, 7 Mar 2013 17:15:31 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/03/opening-bell-03-07-13/#IDComment588402046 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/02/ratings-agency-would-prefer-not-to-be-sued-wont-cut-u-s-debt-rating/#IDComment580565695 I feel like I need a SHAZMAT suit to read this pollution. Wed, 27 Feb 2013 20:23:21 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/02/ratings-agency-would-prefer-not-to-be-sued-wont-cut-u-s-debt-rating/#IDComment580565695 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/02/ubs-needs-help-selecting-items-for-its-time-capsule/#IDComment570480422 A sealed mason jar with a fart inside. Duh. Wed, 13 Feb 2013 20:09:01 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/02/ubs-needs-help-selecting-items-for-its-time-capsule/#IDComment570480422 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/01/opening-bell-01-29-13/#IDComment557219288 Putting your lack of humor aside for now, I feel the need to point out to you that Jamie Lynn Spears and Jamie-Lynn Sigler are not the same person. I wouldn't want you to continue living in such a state of profound confusion. Tue, 29 Jan 2013 16:48:58 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2013/01/opening-bell-01-29-13/#IDComment557219288 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/12/alumnus-of-the-best-private-high-school-in-america-wants-potential-employer-to-understand-that-it-is-he-who-is-rejecting-them/#IDComment515625826 It's one thing to be an insufferable twit, but the superfluous use of 'supercilious' I simply will not abide. Mon, 10 Dec 2012 23:47:02 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/12/alumnus-of-the-best-private-high-school-in-america-wants-potential-employer-to-understand-that-it-is-he-who-is-rejecting-them/#IDComment515625826 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/11/sac-capital-invites-employees-to-gather-round-for-a-chat-that-could-simply-be-to-notify-everyone-theyre-switching-fleece-manufacturers/#IDComment504894095 It's my understanding that the wacky shit is in Revelation, so I'd start there. Thu, 29 Nov 2012 20:00:16 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/11/sac-capital-invites-employees-to-gather-round-for-a-chat-that-could-simply-be-to-notify-everyone-theyre-switching-fleece-manufacturers/#IDComment504894095 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/10/opening-bell-10-17-12/#IDComment466056944 I think you mean to say "I'm beached as!" -Not the London Whale but a member of the Commonwealth Wed, 17 Oct 2012 15:52:39 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/10/opening-bell-10-17-12/#IDComment466056944 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/10/greg-smith-goldman-sachs-interns-taught-harsh-but-important-lessons-by-demanding-but-affable-managing-directors/#IDComment465211127 It's that thing where a woman of questionable hygiene shoves her butt in your face. -Stefon Tue, 16 Oct 2012 15:39:38 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/10/greg-smith-goldman-sachs-interns-taught-harsh-but-important-lessons-by-demanding-but-affable-managing-directors/#IDComment465211127 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/10/opening-bell-10-10-12/#IDComment460014474 Too soon. Wed, 10 Oct 2012 17:28:42 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/10/opening-bell-10-10-12/#IDComment460014474 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/09/better-question-how-much-did-aig-pay-for-the-governments-bailout/#IDComment439522616 Nah, that's turtles all the way down. Wed, 12 Sep 2012 19:12:23 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/09/better-question-how-much-did-aig-pay-for-the-governments-bailout/#IDComment439522616 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/07/bank-of-america-briefly-considered-unburdening-itself-of-the-drunken-mistake-that-was-countrywide/#IDComment411853497 And a few Cumberland Farms. Mon, 30 Jul 2012 18:56:00 +0000 http://dealbreaker.com/2012/07/bank-of-america-briefly-considered-unburdening-itself-of-the-drunken-mistake-that-was-countrywide/#IDComment411853497