Vingt Björn Bweeze

Vingt Björn Bweeze

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2 hours ago @ Crasstalk - Top O' The Week Open T... · 0 replies · +3 points

Skunks evolved their spray to protect them against wolves and other predators who are shrewd enough to remember what happened the last time they chased a skunk.

Evolution could not anticipate that domestication would transform the wolf into a fun dummy who chases skunks over and over and over again, oblivious to consequences, in an endless state of romping, scatterbrained bliss.

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1 day ago @ Crasstalk - Witty Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +2 points

Wow. This is fascinating and ghastly.

2 days ago @ Crasstalk - Witty Weekend Open Thread · 4 replies · +6 points

I just wanted to mention that this picture is shocking and dreadful, and I love and treasure it.

ETA: and I’ll add that I suspect it may be faked or AI, in which case if being faked or AI is wrong, I don’t want it to be right.

4 days ago @ Crasstalk - Witty Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +6 points

This is a prose poem.

4 days ago @ Crasstalk - Weekly Politics Open T... · 1 reply · +8 points

There is historical precedent for that.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Weekly Politics Open T... · 0 replies · +5 points

The Great White NOPE.

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1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Weekly Politics Open T... · 2 replies · +7 points

I heard he died of the vapours.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Wild Weekend Open Thread · 1 reply · +5 points

He’s he’s dead Jim dead.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Wild Weekend Open Thread · 0 replies · +4 points

That reminds me of a cartoon I saw that shows a daddy dog and a puppy looking out at the backyard through the patio door, and the daddy dog is saying:

Remember son, someday all this land that you see before you will be your own personal toilet.

1 week ago @ Crasstalk - Wild Weekend Open Thread · 1 reply · +5 points

I would so love to pet and play with and nose-boop a mountain lion or any other big cat.

I remember seeing a zookeeper handling a tiger cub that she was showing to a group of children. Someone asked the zookeeper if it bothered her that her hands and arms and legs were covered with scratches and she said no not at all, it’s totally worth it.

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