squirmisher

squirmisher

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351 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Helpful Louisiana Teac... · 1 reply · +22 points

Dear god every time I hear a creationist say shit like "apes would still be evolving today" Iwant to take a hardcopy of The Origin of Species, beat them with it until they're spitting teeth all while yelling "INDIVIDUALS DO NOT EVOLVE, WE ARE NOT POKEMON!"

351 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Teevee Douche Delighte... · 0 replies · +3 points

That look on Amanda Lang's face? If you watch the CBC you'd know it's now permanently etched onto her because of the constant stream of radioactive stupid that spews out of O'Leary's mouth.

388 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Harry Reid Tells Canad... · 0 replies · +2 points

Hey his parents weren't Canadian, it's just our bad luck he was born here. We take no responsibility otherwise.

391 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Your Guide To The Bost... · 1 reply · +15 points

This just goes to show you, when the two parties agree on something in congress it's usually terrifying.

393 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Slow News Day Except F... · 0 replies · +2 points

Obligatory "I hate Colorado/Texas nazis" here.

394 weeks ago @ Wonkette - George Zimmerman's Bro... · 0 replies · +5 points

I think Bob Dylan had a prophetic vision of this douche and decided to change his name from Robert Zimmerman as quickly as possible.

402 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tennessee Lawmakers To... · 0 replies · +10 points

Next up for TN, giving gay kids handy pink triangles to sow on to their clothes...you know so they can get them the help they need earlier!

405 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox's 'The Five': Alge... · 0 replies · +1 points

XY + XY = 2XY, BUT XY + XX cannot be added together??!?

Clearly part of the gay math agenda.

405 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Alex Jones Yells, Adop... · 0 replies · +16 points

I think I hate these assholes all the more because they're making me side with Piers Morgan.

406 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Good News, Everyone! R... · 0 replies · +8 points

You said it, they stink on ice!