en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/2906984 Comments by squirmisher http://wonkette.com/540248/helpful-louisiana-teacher-shares-good-news-of-lord-by-telling-buddhist-child-he-is-stupid#IDComment788468349 Dear god every time I hear a creationist say shit like "apes would still be evolving today" Iwant to take a hardcopy of The Origin of Species, beat them with it until they're spitting teeth all while yelling "INDIVIDUALS DO NOT EVOLVE, WE ARE NOT POKEMON!" Sat, 25 Jan 2014 02:27:57 +0000 http://wonkette.com/540248/helpful-louisiana-teacher-shares-good-news-of-lord-by-telling-buddhist-child-he-is-stupid#IDComment788468349 http://wonkette.com/540038/teevee-douche-delighted-that-85-people-have-wealth-equal-to-half-of-humanity-who-now-have-something-to-aim-for#IDComment787993782 That look on Amanda Lang's face? If you watch the CBC you'd know it's now permanently etched onto her because of the constant stream of radioactive stupid that spews out of O'Leary's mouth. Thu, 23 Jan 2014 19:33:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/540038/teevee-douche-delighted-that-85-people-have-wealth-equal-to-half-of-humanity-who-now-have-something-to-aim-for#IDComment787993782 http://wonkette.com/515498/harry-reid-tells-canadian-anchor-babby-ted-cruz-to-stfu-gtfo-diaf#IDComment638042032 Hey his parents weren't Canadian, it's just our bad luck he was born here. We take no responsibility otherwise. Wed, 8 May 2013 19:35:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/515498/harry-reid-tells-canadian-anchor-babby-ted-cruz-to-stfu-gtfo-diaf#IDComment638042032 http://wonkette.com/512992/your-guide-to-the-boston-manhunt-friday-news-dump#IDComment623895585 This just goes to show you, when the two parties agree on something in congress it's usually terrifying. Sat, 20 Apr 2013 21:01:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/512992/your-guide-to-the-boston-manhunt-friday-news-dump#IDComment623895585 http://wonkette.com/509700/slow-news-day-except-for-those-seemingly-coordinated-nazi-attacks-on-public-officials#IDComment610097214 Obligatory "I hate Colorado/Texas nazis" here. Tue, 2 Apr 2013 23:46:30 +0000 http://wonkette.com/509700/slow-news-day-except-for-those-seemingly-coordinated-nazi-attacks-on-public-officials#IDComment610097214 http://wonkette.com/508893/george-zimmermans-brother-still-not-a-racist-says-tweets-about-black-murderers-were-about-danger-of-teens#IDComment606123046 I think Bob Dylan had a prophetic vision of this douche and decided to change his name from Robert Zimmerman as quickly as possible. Thu, 28 Mar 2013 19:49:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/508893/george-zimmermans-brother-still-not-a-racist-says-tweets-about-black-murderers-were-about-danger-of-teens#IDComment606123046 http://wonkette.com/499089/tennessee-lawmakers-to-gay-kids-were-outing-you-for-your-own-good#IDComment558185734 Next up for TN, giving gay kids handy pink triangles to sow on to their clothes...you know so they can get them the help they need earlier! Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:47:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/499089/tennessee-lawmakers-to-gay-kids-were-outing-you-for-your-own-good#IDComment558185734 http://wonkette.com/496346/foxs-the-five-algebra-is-liberal-terrorism#IDComment541581838 XY + XY = 2XY, BUT XY + XX cannot be added together??!? Clearly part of the gay math agenda. Fri, 11 Jan 2013 19:03:45 +0000 http://wonkette.com/496346/foxs-the-five-algebra-is-liberal-terrorism#IDComment541581838 http://wonkette.com/495999/alex-jones-yells-adopts-bad-british-accent-while-calmly-explaining-his-serious-concerns#IDComment538755846 I think I hate these assholes all the more because they're making me side with Piers Morgan. Tue, 8 Jan 2013 15:09:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/495999/alex-jones-yells-adopts-bad-british-accent-while-calmly-explaining-his-serious-concerns#IDComment538755846 http://wonkette.com/495811/good-news-everyone-rich-people-had-a-very-nice-2012#IDComment537807990 You said it, they stink on ice! Mon, 7 Jan 2013 16:09:35 +0000 http://wonkette.com/495811/good-news-everyone-rich-people-had-a-very-nice-2012#IDComment537807990 http://wonkette.com/495811/good-news-everyone-rich-people-had-a-very-nice-2012#IDComment537803223 You know, the right wing lunatic asylum always goes on about soshulizm and waging war on the upper classes. So why don't we do that? Mon, 7 Jan 2013 16:01:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/495811/good-news-everyone-rich-people-had-a-very-nice-2012#IDComment537803223 http://wonkette.com/495811/good-news-everyone-rich-people-had-a-very-nice-2012#IDComment537802387 I think you wrote "Food made out of the poor" wrong there. Mon, 7 Jan 2013 15:59:22 +0000 http://wonkette.com/495811/good-news-everyone-rich-people-had-a-very-nice-2012#IDComment537802387 http://wonkette.com/486976/bout-to-get-rowdy-rowdy-and-debate-it-bate-it#IDComment465568385 Candy gave me a boner just now, shutting down Romney like that. Wed, 17 Oct 2012 01:24:07 +0000 http://wonkette.com/486976/bout-to-get-rowdy-rowdy-and-debate-it-bate-it#IDComment465568385 http://wonkette.com/486976/bout-to-get-rowdy-rowdy-and-debate-it-bate-it#IDComment465564811 Is Romney Mr. Gas? Wed, 17 Oct 2012 01:17:46 +0000 http://wonkette.com/486976/bout-to-get-rowdy-rowdy-and-debate-it-bate-it#IDComment465564811 http://wonkette.com/486976/bout-to-get-rowdy-rowdy-and-debate-it-bate-it#IDComment465562307 Bammerz has a spine tonight, hooray. Also Romney is practically glowing on my TV, I think he's pregnant, or a gay vampire. Wed, 17 Oct 2012 01:13:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/486976/bout-to-get-rowdy-rowdy-and-debate-it-bate-it#IDComment465562307 http://wonkette.com/485421/sad-face-wonkette-bread-and-butter-michele-bachmann-may-be-in-trouble#IDComment451371879 If there is a god, she will lose then reveal herself to be an Andy Kaufmanesque performer this whole time. Sat, 29 Sep 2012 10:25:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485421/sad-face-wonkette-bread-and-butter-michele-bachmann-may-be-in-trouble#IDComment451371879 http://wonkette.com/485403/former-ceo-of-merrill-lynch-has-some-very-pressing-questions-about-his-executive-pay#IDComment451368012 Yes the carpet cost $900k, but more importantly: Did it really tie the room together man? Sat, 29 Sep 2012 10:17:11 +0000 http://wonkette.com/485403/former-ceo-of-merrill-lynch-has-some-very-pressing-questions-about-his-executive-pay#IDComment451368012 http://wonkette.com/464663/wolf-blitzer-blog-post-answers-every-question-you-ever-had-about-politics#IDComment300936655 My standard of brutal is Mittens calling Obama a Hatchet-faced Nutmeg Dealer. Sat, 25 Feb 2012 00:39:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/464663/wolf-blitzer-blog-post-answers-every-question-you-ever-had-about-politics#IDComment300936655 http://wonkette.com/454855/nypd-arrests-woman-for-closing-her-citibank-account-video#IDComment208716725 The anger towards financial institutions is understandable in the US and Europe considering how much they fucked up there, but I don't see the point of the Occupy protests up here in Canada considering we have what the people are protesting for, that is, a well regulated banking system that didn't require a tax payer bailout. Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:36:24 +0000 http://wonkette.com/454855/nypd-arrests-woman-for-closing-her-citibank-account-video#IDComment208716725 http://wonkette.com/450346/americans-dont-even-want-to-make-newt-gingrichs-t-shirts#IDComment178443793 It's not even funny anymore, it's too easy, like taking candy from a child....actually never mind it's fucking hilarious. Fri, 29 Jul 2011 22:26:09 +0000 http://wonkette.com/450346/americans-dont-even-want-to-make-newt-gingrichs-t-shirts#IDComment178443793