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12 years ago @ Wonkette - Republican Strategists... · 0 replies · +8 points

"Hmmm. ... Out of bread ... BRING ON THE CIRCUS!"

12 years ago @ Wonkette - White House Turkeys: A... · 1 reply · +14 points

Which one is the President again?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Actress Loses Day Job ... · 1 reply · +8 points

"I, state your name ..."
"I, STATE YOUR NAME ..."
"Pledge allegiance ..."
"PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE ..."
"To the frat ..."
"TO THE FRAT ..."
"Oh, fuck this. ON TO BERMUDA!!"
"BERMUDA! RAHHHHHHH!!!"

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Cop-Slobberer... · 0 replies · +7 points

I watched as much of that as I could. I felt like I was observing the defense team in the Rodney King case as they coolly deconstructed his savage beating. It is truly a sad day when Megyn Kelly is the "voice of reason," no matter that it's in comparison to Bill O'Heil-ey. I'll hand it to Fox - they know how to package outrageous misconduct to satisfy their smug, self-righteous audience.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Herman Cain Worried Hi... · 0 replies · +5 points

I know, but why spoil a perfectly good story with a lot of ugly facts?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Herman Cain Worried Hi... · 3 replies · +30 points

I love the story about the black doctor who invented blood transfusions and died on the steps of a hospital after a car wreck because - you guessed it - they didn't give transfusions to people who sounded too foreign! Hilarious!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Herman Cain Defends Th... · 0 replies · +6 points

Me lik blak man. you not nis peepl. you not no him. him gud blak man make gud leedr. BAHH!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry Now Wants t... · 0 replies · +5 points

Rick gets his political advice from truck stop patrons.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Here's Herman Cain Won... · 0 replies · +4 points

How long before he just starts tap dancing and smiling and saying "heh heh heh"? This guy is as painful to watch as any "Amos and Andy" caricature I've ever seen.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Turd Says Ric... · 0 replies · +16 points

Remember when W had that transmitter box strapped to his back for the debate with John (http://www.salon.com/2004/10/09/bulge/), and he sounded so much more lucid and intelligent than he had before? Ricky needs to ask Karl for one of those.

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