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9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 7 replies · +36 points

I have entirely run out of fucks to give about this person.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry: Poor Texan... · 0 replies · +13 points

$4500 is an awfully low number. Not as low as the IQ of a Republican voter, but still.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Hey Idiot Juvenile Won... · 0 replies · +8 points

Mmmm, eggnog crossed with Guiness! Sounds, uh - actually, it sounds like punishment. Please crosspost this at World Nut Daily.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - What 'Lesser Cut Of Me... · 0 replies · +8 points

That's it, Corbin! No more loins for you.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Asshat Wankers Celebra... · 0 replies · +14 points

Also, too, the "Dunces of the Confederacy" subhead is a thing of beauty.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP Rep Just Sure Obam... · 0 replies · +21 points

I can recall a time, not so long ago*, when it was considered unpatriotic to speak ill of the President of the United States while the country was at war. Now the same GoatfuckingOP who wanted to throw anyone who disagreed with plans for invading the wrong country into prison think it's okay to call the President a sponsor of terrorism? My, how times have changed.

*It was when all the presidents were white.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Oh No, Zombie ACORN Co... · 0 replies · +3 points

These people are tiresome.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Asshat Wankers Celebra... · 0 replies · +11 points

So the rednecks are raising a militia? They'll have a bunch of illiterate crackers in pickups, carrying their penis-substitutes, and the United States' military will have tanks, armored vehicles, bombers, drones, and ships? Okay.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Best Justice Ever Ruth... · 0 replies · +26 points

The only thing better than the idea of RBG being a little tipsy at the SOTU would be finding out that Obama was whispering "Fuck you" to all the R's during the handshakings.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Federal Judge To Alaba... · 0 replies · +5 points