She just tossed a big fucking Callie grenade!
Darwin fitness pro tip: don't piss off someone who's holding a steak knife, especially one of those humongous ones at the Brazilian steak houses!
Wow they got a busy week planned, since Hitler's birthday is just a few days later!
MoDo has penis envy. That is all.
I'm doing an NdGT eye roll right now!
Getting held up at gunpoint? In Jersey? Fuggedaboutit!
Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton! Not.
Can I text a picture of my hanging chad?
OT, but when's the big Wonket Moving Day to Disqus? And will it allow comments?