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FlownOver

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 1 reply · +4 points

They have a surgical treatment for that in Florida, Eric.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - All About the D*cks: Y... · 0 replies · +7 points

Intelligence is a relative thing, and Jeb ain't the relative that has it either.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 0 replies · +26 points

Once again she proves the opposite of the English Channel is the Sarah Palin Channel.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Loon Dave Br... · 0 replies · +21 points

And hemlock is a vegetable, just like ketchup.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 0 replies · +3 points

It's not a title. It's the top entry on the chart of Congressturds in order of weight.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Hey Idiot Juvenile Won... · 0 replies · +20 points

That boner I got from the Elizabeth Warren banker takedown is still doing fine, thanks.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Gee Does It Seem Like ... · 0 replies · +2 points

I'd recommend the ElectroVoice 664. Heavy as a New Jersey governor, and damn near indestructible. More than one roadie has used these bad boys to drive nails.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Gee Does It Seem Like ... · 0 replies · +6 points

Looks like Blanton just hit into an unassisted triple play. Here's hoping he gets traded to the Kansas City T-Bones for a bag of practice balls.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Gee Does It Seem Like ... · 1 reply · +2 points

What?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - What 'Lesser Cut Of Me... · 0 replies · +4 points

Or Love and Death:

Sonia (Diane Keaton): I guess you could say I'm half saint, half whore.

Boris (Woody Allen): Here's hoping I get the half that eats.