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Wonkette : The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Moves Lips About Abortion, Lies Ensue. Surprise!

Sun, 15 Feb 2015 03:44:43 +0000

They have a surgical treatment for that in Florida, Eric.

Wonkette : All About the D*cks: Your Florida Roundup

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 19:58:06 +0000

Intelligence is a relative thing, and Jeb ain't the relative that has it either.

Wonkette : The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Moves Lips About Abortion, Lies Ensue. Surprise!

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 19:48:55 +0000

Once again she proves the opposite of the English Channel is the Sarah Palin Channel.

Wonkette : Tea Party Loon Dave Brat: Socrates Would Want Us To Slash School Funding For Poor Kids

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 19:42:26 +0000

And hemlock is a vegetable, just like ketchup.

Wonkette : Rep. Blake Farenthold: I Did Not Have 'Wet Dreams' About Sexing That Staffer I Fired

Sat, 14 Feb 2015 15:23:00 +0000

It's not a title. It's the top entry on the chart of Congressturds in order of weight.

Wonkette : Hey Idiot Juvenile Wonker Pals, Here Is Your Valentine's Day Boner Juice

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 20:39:32 +0000

That boner I got from the Elizabeth Warren banker takedown is still doing fine, thanks.

Wonkette : Gee Does It Seem Like Elizabeth Warren Knows More About Banks Than This Bank Lobbyist Does?

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 20:37:36 +0000

I'd recommend the ElectroVoice 664. Heavy as a New Jersey governor, and damn near indestructible. More than one roadie has used these bad boys to drive nails.

Wonkette : Gee Does It Seem Like Elizabeth Warren Knows More About Banks Than This Bank Lobbyist Does?

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 20:31:33 +0000

Looks like Blanton just hit into an unassisted triple play. Here's hoping he gets traded to the Kansas City T-Bones for a bag of practice balls.

Wonkette : Gee Does It Seem Like Elizabeth Warren Knows More About Banks Than This Bank Lobbyist Does?

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 20:27:48 +0000

What?

Wonkette : What 'Lesser Cut Of Meat' Are Women? Like A Flank Steak Maybe?

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 20:22:34 +0000

Or Love and Death: Sonia (Diane Keaton): I guess you could say I'm half saint, half whore. Boris (Woody Allen): Here's hoping I get the half that eats.

Wonkette : Asshat Wankers Celebrate Lincoln's Birthday By Thanking John Wilkes Booth

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 20:17:47 +0000

How'bout One League Under The Sea?

Wonkette : Asshat Wankers Celebrate Lincoln's Birthday By Thanking John Wilkes Booth

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 20:11:29 +0000

I'm sure they believe it's only intended to honor Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Wonkette : What 'Lesser Cut Of Meat' Are Women? Like A Flank Steak Maybe?

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 20:03:16 +0000

Skullfucking, at last report, is still acceptable. I don't recall whether there was a restriction on implements that might be be employed in that process.

Wonkette : What 'Lesser Cut Of Meat' Are Women? Like A Flank Steak Maybe?

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 20:01:14 +0000

Shitmuffin Alert!

Wonkette : Best Justice Ever Ruth Bader Ginsburg May Have Been Slightly Drunk At SOTU Address

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 18:52:14 +0000

Our Lady of the Weekly Gin Haze would have been under the bench.

Wonkette : GOP Rep Just Sure Obama Really Loves Those Mooslims He’s About To Bomb

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 18:47:21 +0000

"what I would say is the enemy of freedom and individual freedom and liberty and Western civilization and modernity.” Somebody let Word Salad Barbie know there's another human (or proto-human) with whom she can converse.

Wonkette : Oh No, Zombie ACORN Coming For America, Again (No It Isn't)

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 18:42:02 +0000

The nuts in this story sure aren't the ones found under the oak trees.

Wonkette : Oh No, Zombie ACORN Coming For America, Again (No It Isn't)

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 18:39:40 +0000

Hitler?

Wonkette : GOP Congressjerk To Government Workers: Stop Fapping On The Taxpayers' Dime!

Fri, 13 Feb 2015 14:14:01 +0000

Sam Brownback is likely to ban computers in state offices, just to be real sure.

Wonkette : Sam Brownback Is Playing You With His Shiny Gleaming Anti-Gay Bullsh*t (Again)

Thu, 12 Feb 2015 21:42:46 +0000

Pretty much On Topic: U.S. Judge Orders Alabama Official to Issue Same-Sex Marriage Licenses