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Looking for a semi-talented person who has trouble passing a basic competency test. Candidate must not have any advanced education or experience and should feel comfortable working in group environment where individually motivated persons are chided and threatened by the rest of the workforce. Raises will be decided by seniority alone, your hard work is not necessary. White European Americans and African Americans preferred. Americans who do not show any loyalty to another country by adding it before American, need not apply. Special Consideration will be given to illegal immigrants if they register to vote in the next election. Please do not bother to show up wearing nice clean professional clothing as this will be considered as not keeping it real.
I'm not saying, I'm just saying:-)
Do we need this? Do we need to spend another $60 Million on this committee now? Is this the American Way? If you ask me, no.
You should really read this. Surprisingly this bill is only 5 pages long so it's actually something you can read in 10 minutes.
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