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10 years ago @ Wonkette - A Quick Reminder Of Wo... · 0 replies · +4 points

no one who lives here is gonna jump to defend the Phallus Palace, no worries

10 years ago @ Wonkette - A Quick Reminder Of Wo... · 0 replies · +4 points

amen. georgetown is arguably THE worst neighborhood in this entire city.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - A Woman's Prerogative:... · 0 replies · +1 points

damn schoenkopf, thank you for this.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Book Club: Sh... · 4 replies · +5 points

But who's the "'em" in the title? Without having read the book, I'm guessing that it's white southerners, particularly white southern men. What happens after the split, when the CSA starts bringing back Jim Crow and repeals the Civl Rights Act? The USA just lets it ride, because it's no longer our problem anymore?

Also, who REALLY has a right to the land in the CSA? It ain't white middle class folks, that's for sure. I think a more just solution would be to allow people of color to secede from the USA, and then all us white librul folks can try to convince them that we're not THOSE kinds of white folks, hoping that they reject our example and recognize our humanity, and let us live in their awesome new country.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - GQ Has All The Mitt Ro... · 3 replies · +44 points


12 years ago @ Wonkette - Obama Biographer Accus... · 0 replies · +1 points

this is the correct answer, of course.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Romney Camp Outraged T... · 0 replies · +39 points

The jobs come in, the jobs go out. I can't explain that!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Obama Biographer Accus... · 14 replies · +13 points

You know who also couldn't figure out subject-verb agreement?

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Your Morning Braintrus... · 0 replies · +2 points

just harpin harpin harpin

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Mob Offers Free Club S... · 0 replies · +2 points

Do go on.