EatsBabyDingos

EatsBabyDingos

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296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - All About the D*cks: Y... · 5 replies · +9 points

Bush History:

GHWBush calls Reagan's monetary policy "voodoo economics;" becomes high priestess and trashes the eceonomy with his son Weasel Neil trashing the S & L industry by crashing Silverado.

W: Trashes economy AND the middle east.

Jeb: Named for JEB Stuart, the Confederate Traitor. Aiming high for a shrub, he aspires to start WWIII

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Montana Would Like To ... · 0 replies · +13 points

Guess Putin won't be horseback ridin' with his durn fool areolas all republicanny. Oh. Its only the ladyparts and fake lady parts we are worried about. That's good, since I didn't want to worry about Putin and his manly, prosthetic nipples.

296 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Montana Would Like To ... · 4 replies · +18 points

I'm going to go to Montana and strap two tennis balls and a banana to my trousers and see what happens. Simulated private parts, indeed.

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Meet The WND Commenter... · 7 replies · +23 points

There once was a tort from Nantucket

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Viewing The Weekend St... · 0 replies · +4 points

Ha; I get both channels! Since my family is from Iowa, RFDtv is kind of homey for me. Iowa, or as we are more formally known, "South Minnesota."

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Viewing The Weekend St... · 2 replies · +5 points

I was too busy watching RFDtv's Molly B's Polka Party. I'd play with her squeeze box any time.

297 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Montana Police Ask Hom... · 0 replies · +18 points

Step 1: Rename to "Freedom Industries Rainbow Family."
Step 2: Pollute for Freedom.

298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 0 replies · +23 points

Makes me want to build a quivver full of Abortoplexes.

300 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Chats With Te... · 1 reply · +19 points

Hatred for gay marriage reminds me of trying to see Comet Kohoutek without a telescope: just can't see the point.

300 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 4 replies · +28 points

Maybe next week the Christianists will take up their favorite, Ayn Rand. She thought those abortions should be abolished, and the menfolk make those decisions for those lil darlings. She said:

"An embryo has no rights. Rights do not pertain to a potential, only to an actual being. A child cannot acquire any rights until it is born. The living take precedence over the not-yet-living (or the unborn).

Abortion is a moral right—which should be left to the sole discretion of the woman involved; morally, nothing other than her wish in the matter is to be considered. Who can conceivably have the right to dictate to her what disposition she is to make of the functions of her own body?"