awesome_dude

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480 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Libertarian Billionair... · 0 replies · +16 points

I will bet 100 gold doubloons that Quickdraw does not have the sakk to shoot anyone.

And libertopianism isn't just racist, it's eliminationist. Simply put, anyone who does not conform to their view of the world- or does not want to conform to their view of the world- is simply not fit to pollute the lives of these superheroes, hence "let's move to a shitty Texas exurb/the moon/an oil platform in international waters."

480 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Libertarian Billionair... · 0 replies · +10 points

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480 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Libertarian Billionair... · 9 replies · +43 points

It's what I've always wanted- a place where, if half my family dies because the fish they ate wasn't stored at some government-mandated temperature, I can just take all my guns and kill everyone who was involved in the fishing industry! Free at last!

481 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wingnuts Ambush John M... · 1 reply · +18 points

The best part about this is that soon, after the checks from the socialist gubmint stop coming, all these miserable people will be dead, because wallowing in the filth of your misery is not considered a marketable skill and keeping the a/c jacked up so high that you feel cool under all those layers of blubber is expensive.

484 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea What Party Just Tw... · 0 replies · +10 points

Pen15Club says:
@secupp @140townhall why won't the candidates write my Twitter handle on their arms to protest socialism? Do they secretly hate freedom?

484 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea What Party Just Tw... · 0 replies · +14 points

@secupp: For you @awesome_dude from @awesome_dude: how hard would you "tap" that?

@awesome_dude: SO. HARD.

484 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Michigan Lady Will Not... · 0 replies · +2 points

EPIPHANY TIME:

Old white people used to go to Arizona to die. This is why Arizona has a reputation for being a state full of insane senile racists.

But now, America's population of white people is aging, as they don't teach their kids anything except how to be dumb slobs who blame everyone else for their problems. These fat, disgusting young racists are too poor and stupid to keep their children alive.
ABut now this shitty economy won't let all of these cantankerouse olds crawl under a rock in Arizona to die. Meaning they have to get their mean on "back home." Like, this place in Michigan.

There is always hope, though, and right now the hope for an America which loves its neighbors, all of them, the ones who garden and the ones who have melanin. That hope is that soon these white olds will die, freeing us of the prickly gerentocracy paletopia that threatens to expand beyond Arizona and engulf up all.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

484 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Senile Obama Is Very E... · 0 replies · +21 points

Don't worry brodog, you've still got six years to be elected president and all that other shit.

jklolanhero.

484 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wingnuts Just Love Thi... · 0 replies · +5 points

No, but mad chubbies for the reference.

485 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wingnuts Just Love Thi... · 2 replies · +6 points

Wow, I go on a 5 month bender and come back to find out my Riley is gone and my intensedebate girlfriend is a little boy. Le sigh.