TribecaMike

TribecaMike

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321 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 1 reply · +37 points

"At this stage in my life, my career..." What life and what career? All she has is a stage.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sorry, Rick Perry, No ... · 0 replies · +5 points

I just wrote a 1500 word comment about this article filled with witticisms and various other clever bon mots, and it turned out I was writing to an auto insurance company. Thank the gods I don't drive.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin: Tina Fey ... · 2 replies · +5 points

When Warhol said whatever that famous thing he said about everyone being famous for fifteen minutes he didn't factor in the really stupid people who never seem to go away, which is ironic since he was from Pittsburgh.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hey 'Ladies,' Michelle... · 0 replies · +4 points

Nineteen kids? Her motto must be "I have not yet begun to fuck."

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Messages Of Th... · 2 replies · +7 points

I think 100% of Christians know 100% of what the Bible is about. The snag is that the Bible is 100% bullshit.

Notice I said snag, not swag.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bad Mommy Says Swear I... · 0 replies · +2 points

Fucking freedom of speech, how does that fucking work?

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gun Humpers Will Defen... · 0 replies · +12 points

Oj Jesus, not that gun nut who thinks he's Roger Federer again??!!

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - David Gregory Booted F... · 0 replies · +4 points

The twirly upthumb thingie is cool!

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Donald Trump Has More ... · 1 reply · +13 points

There's a new movie out starring Donald Trump and Werner Erhard. It's called Dumb & Dumb Est.

322 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bad Mommy Says Swear I... · 0 replies · +3 points

Look on the bright side: at least Ms. Wolf didn't post-abort that brat right there on aisle three. In South Carolina that would've been cause for a massive shoot out that would've resulted in dozens of deaths and a good marksmanship medal for Officer Smith.