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Wonkette : The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah's Deeply Weird Ice Bucket Challenge

Sun, 24 Aug 2014 18:24:26 +0000

"At this stage in my life, my career..." What life and what career? All she has is a stage.

Wonkette : Sorry, Rick Perry, No Hand Cannon For You!

Thu, 21 Aug 2014 05:24:28 +0000

I just wrote a 1500 word comment about this article filled with witticisms and various other clever bon mots, and it turned out I was writing to an auto insurance company. Thank the gods I don't drive.

Wonkette : Sarah Palin: Tina Fey Would Be Nothing Without Me

Thu, 21 Aug 2014 05:18:29 +0000

When Warhol said whatever that famous thing he said about everyone being famous for fifteen minutes he didn't factor in the really stupid people who never seem to go away, which is ironic since he was from Pittsburgh.

Wonkette : Hey 'Ladies,' Michelle Duggar Needs To Check Your 'Lady' Parts Before You Use The Restroom

Tue, 19 Aug 2014 23:09:50 +0000

Nineteen kids? Her motto must be "I have not yet begun to fuck."

Wonkette : Deleted Messages Of The Day: If You Read The Bible, You'd Know How Real Demons Are, You Moron

Tue, 19 Aug 2014 23:06:51 +0000

I think 100% of Christians know 100% of what the Bible is about. The snag is that the Bible is 100% bullshit. Notice I said snag, not swag.

Wonkette : Bad Mommy Says Swear In Front Of Her Kids, Gets Arrested In Front Of Her Kids

Mon, 18 Aug 2014 22:30:35 +0000

Fucking freedom of speech, how does that fucking work?

Wonkette : Gun Humpers Will Defend Your Grocery Chain From All The Swears

Mon, 18 Aug 2014 21:59:40 +0000

Oj Jesus, not that gun nut who thinks he's Roger Federer again??!!

Wonkette : David Gregory Booted From NBC, At Least He Has $4 Million To Keep Him Company

Mon, 18 Aug 2014 17:29:34 +0000

The twirly upthumb thingie is cool!

Wonkette : Donald Trump Has More Thoughts About The Blacks

Mon, 18 Aug 2014 16:21:45 +0000

There's a new movie out starring Donald Trump and Werner Erhard. It's called Dumb & Dumb Est.

Wonkette : Bad Mommy Says Swear In Front Of Her Kids, Gets Arrested In Front Of Her Kids

Sat, 16 Aug 2014 04:02:23 +0000

Look on the bright side: at least Ms. Wolf didn't post-abort that brat right there on aisle three. In South Carolina that would've been cause for a massive shoot out that would've resulted in dozens of deaths and a good marksmanship medal for Officer Smith.

Wonkette : Robin Williams Probably Consorted With Demons, Says WND In Touching Memorial Ad

Sat, 16 Aug 2014 03:41:23 +0000

As Mr. Williams used to say, joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.

Wonkette : I Am Mad About A Thing: Sweet Sea-Parting Moses, Don't Tell Jews How To Jew

Fri, 11 Jul 2014 20:23:54 +0000

I reserve judgment until Irish stereotype Drunky McDrunkshite weighs in.

Wonkette : Navy Veteran Lady Picks On Idaho's Right To Discriminate Against Dead Gay Sailors

Tue, 8 Jul 2014 18:06:08 +0000

The Bohemian Grove never gets the credit it deserves.

Wonkette : Rick Perry Won't Meet With That Obama Varmint, Unless'n He Does

Tue, 8 Jul 2014 17:48:03 +0000

Perry's resemblance to Oliver Stone proves that evolution does have a goal, and that goal is to eventually make all assholes look alike so they'll be easier to identify and isolate.

Wonkette : A Review Of The Free Amazon Preview Of Katie Pavlich's New 'Book'

Tue, 8 Jul 2014 16:03:41 +0000

Just what my little local library needs, another loony rightwing book hogging precious shelf space and gathering dust alongside Coulter and D'Souza.

Wonkette : Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Leave Reality To Other People

Mon, 7 Jul 2014 03:35:08 +0000

Nor the NY Times.

Wonkette : Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Leave Reality To Other People

Mon, 7 Jul 2014 03:01:01 +0000

Uh oh, I have a bad feeling about this.

Wonkette : Rise Up Wonkers, Your Nation Needs You

Mon, 7 Jul 2014 00:22:23 +0000

That intern who never showed up Never got to pee in a cup Which would be sent to a lab To be examined by Bab Who would've just drunk it all up.

Wonkette : Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks That Leave Reality To Other People

Mon, 7 Jul 2014 00:06:51 +0000

Actually, my parents were dead. ;-( Just kidding! But years later they really were dead. ;-( ;-)

Wonkette : Rise Up Wonkers, Your Nation Needs You

Sun, 6 Jul 2014 23:08:51 +0000

I could really go for a Robert Preston on rye.