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- Wikipedia Entry, "Petroleum Jelly, Improper Uses"
I had ideas that just weren't there,
And though I tried to make them stay,
The real facts drove them all away!
When I came home last night at three,
Obama still was on tee-vee,
But though we"ve tried to cause his fall
Our story just won't stick at all!
So we keep lyiing, on the stair,
Because we wish he wan't there,
He still was there, again, today!
We wish, we wish, he'd go away.