Tommmcattt

Tommmcattt

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11 years ago @ Wonkette - A Children's Treasury ... · 2 replies · +11 points

Petroleum jelly weakens latex condoms, increasing the chance of rupture.
- Wikipedia Entry, "Petroleum Jelly, Improper Uses"

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Here Are The Hottest C... · 0 replies · +25 points

Ugly goes to the bone, don't it?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Right Wing News Ends W... · 0 replies · +5 points

Ugh, the malkin thing. So much for lunch.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Right Wing News Ends W... · 0 replies · +17 points

THE WHITENESS! IT BLINDS ME!!!!!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Ronald Reagan's Other ... · 1 reply · +12 points

Pedobear is looking pretty haggard lately.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Which Kings And Queens... · 0 replies · +8 points

The one on the left is king, the one on the right is queen, and the thing in the middle? Prime Minister!

Mystery solved.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Half-Term First Dude T... · 1 reply · +7 points

That was just a sweet, sweet dream we all had.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Half-Term First Dude T... · 4 replies · +10 points

Useless tool finds use in the ancient art of dance!

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Typo Changes Everythin... · 0 replies · +5 points

You'd think they'd love Singapore: A nominal democracy masking a repressive police state.

12 years ago @ Wonkette - Typo Changes Everythin... · 1 reply · +18 points

When I was truthing, on the stair,
I had ideas that just weren't there,
And though I tried to make them stay,
The real facts drove them all away!

When I came home last night at three,
Obama still was on tee-vee,
But though we"ve tried to cause his fall
Our story just won't stick at all!

So we keep lyiing, on the stair,
Because we wish he wan't there,
He still was there, again, today!
We wish, we wish, he'd go away.