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Wonkette : A Children's Treasury Of Brutal Reviews Of Aaron Sorkin's Terrible New Show

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 23:51:19 +0000

Petroleum jelly weakens latex condoms, increasing the chance of rupture. - Wikipedia Entry, "Petroleum Jelly, Improper Uses"

Wonkette : Here Are The Hottest Conservative Men To Judge The 20 Hottest Conservative Women

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 21:32:56 +0000

Ugly goes to the bone, don't it?

Wonkette : Right Wing News Ends War On Women With Peaceful List of Hottest Conservative Women in Media

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 19:42:42 +0000

Ugh, the malkin thing. So much for lunch.

Wonkette : Right Wing News Ends War On Women With Peaceful List of Hottest Conservative Women in Media

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 19:32:36 +0000

THE WHITENESS! IT BLINDS ME!!!!!

Wonkette : Ronald Reagan's Other Son Says New Immigration Order Baby-Rapes Latinos

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 18:51:05 +0000

Pedobear is looking pretty haggard lately.

Wonkette : Which Kings And Queens Is Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown A Secret Agent For?

Thu, 21 Jun 2012 17:10:52 +0000

The one on the left is king, the one on the right is queen, and the thing in the middle? Prime Minister! Mystery solved.

Wonkette : Half-Term First Dude Todd Palin Will Be America's Newest Reality Star Now, Because

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 19:29:39 +0000

That was just a sweet, sweet dream we all had.

Wonkette : Half-Term First Dude Todd Palin Will Be America's Newest Reality Star Now, Because

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 19:13:52 +0000

Useless tool finds use in the ancient art of dance!

Wonkette : Typo Changes Everything We Know About Obama, Despite Being Typo

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 18:58:32 +0000

You'd think they'd love Singapore: A nominal democracy masking a repressive police state.

Wonkette : Typo Changes Everything We Know About Obama, Despite Being Typo

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 18:46:52 +0000

When I was truthing, on the stair, I had ideas that just weren't there, And though I tried to make them stay, The real facts drove them all away! When I came home last night at three, Obama still was on tee-vee, But though we"ve tried to cause his fall Our story just won't stick at all! So we keep lyiing, on the stair, Because we wish he wan't there, He still was there, again, today! We wish, we wish, he'd go away.

Wonkette : Trusty Surrogate John McCain Talks About All That 'Foreign Money' Funding Romney Campaign

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 17:55:17 +0000

Time to start looking into that home, Cindy.

Wonkette : A Children's Treasury Of Michigan Lawmakers That Ladies Should Not Sex

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 17:11:39 +0000

That goes double for me!

Wonkette : A Children's Treasury Of Michigan Lawmakers That Ladies Should Not Sex

Fri, 15 Jun 2012 17:10:46 +0000

See ladies! You too can be a patriot and tide the stem of facism in this country by going about your business and not doing exactly what you wouldn't have done in the first place!.

Wonkette : We Will Not Mock This Pamela Gellar Post Until A Doctor Assures Us She Did Not Have A Stroke

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 20:19:40 +0000

Walter Cronkite was a "powerful subversive"? Really?

Wonkette : Ex-Senate Candidate Stands His Ground, Shoots Guy Whose Ground It Allegedly Also Was

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:32:26 +0000

Castle Doctrine! Sounds kinda sexy/bdsm-y until I look at the picture again and throw up in my mouth. Hey baby, wanna play some castle doctrine tonight? GWM, 6'0, 180lbs, seeks GAM for light bondage, castle doctrine....

Wonkette : Quirky Wall Street Journal Says Firing Government Workers May Lead To Higher Unemployment!

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 21:25:46 +0000

It's opposite day.

Wonkette : Hero Border Patrol Chick Cold-Cocks Lady For Complaining About Public Knob-Gobbling

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 21:23:36 +0000

Straight people are weird.

Wonkette : Poor George Zimmerman's Wife Just Cannot Catch A Break

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 21:31:36 +0000

Oh, my, that was funny. I love the mean shit.

Wonkette : Great Questions of Our Times: Should the Bison Be the National Mammal?

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 18:24:19 +0000

Looking at recent presedential polls, our national animal should be the Jackass.

Wonkette : Parents! Your Teen May Be Using Drugs To Qualify For An Elite Party School

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 18:04:12 +0000

I took my little cousin to Disneyland about 5 years ago (he was nine), and after getting off "California Screamin" I noticed something odd about his affect, and when I looked at his face...well, let's just say his eyes were indistinquishable from the eyes of my compatriots at the White Party back in 2000, which is to say, janked out as hell. He's been on the stuff for years, but the quarter-sized pupils freaked me out. The difference, of course, is that all those queens chose to take the estacy and tina. My little cousin is taking a close relative of those, and he never got to choose. By the way, anybody who tells you that prescription drug use as a child has no effect on drug use as an adult is bullshitting you. There have been a couple of studies linking Ritalin use to cocaine addiction as an adult. Our bought-and-paid for Congress just doesn't have incentive to investigate it. After all, children don't contribute to super-PACs, do they?