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326 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ass, Gas Or Grass: Whi... · 0 replies · +12 points

As someone who does sex on a middle-aged hippy chick on a regular basis, I denounce this vile slander in the strongest possible terms.

328 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Idaho Gov 'Butch' Otte... · 0 replies · +1 points

Incidentally, one of the earliest examples of furry porn feauring otters is Alan Dean Foster's Spellsinger series.

Or so I've heard.

331 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Inside The Collapse Of... · 0 replies · +23 points

It's a difficult subject to talk about, because both sides are so horrible. If you condemn one side properly, it sounds like you favor the other side, which of course you don't.

It's kind of like if the Triangle Shirtwaste fire had happened at the Munich Beer Hall Putsch.

333 weeks ago @ Wonkette - House GOP Will Reverse... · 0 replies · +7 points

Thirteen years ago, the Republicans were falling all over themselves in their eagerness to make the presidency an elective dictatorship. It's a little late in the game to be having second thoughts.

339 weeks ago @ Wonkette - GOP Has Binder Full Of... · 0 replies · +2 points

So, just which executive producer was begging Spicer to give him some "new hip conservatives" to round out his Sunday morning lineup? I'm going to say it was Meet the Press's Bob Yarin.

345 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Delaware Governor Acci... · 1 reply · +3 points

The Diamond State is a girl's best friend.

346 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Watch President Obama ... · 0 replies · +8 points

Ironically, his suit is made of anti-colonialist muslin.

348 weeks ago @ Wonkette - BREAKING Wonkette Excl... · 0 replies · +2 points

Just as Nostradamus predicted!

"Through the net floats the log spun with webs
A log filled with recipes and tales of motherhood.
The tricky editor relaxes with booze and celebs
While the Joy of Gray plots her ouster for good."

349 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 0 replies · +9 points

You can teach people to hate, and you can teach people to spell, but apparently it's one or the other.

350 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Here Is The Heartwarmi... · 0 replies · +2 points

Dick Strong wishes he was Brenna's biological father.