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culturalrebel

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Vital Sportsball Updat... · 1 reply · +12 points

Why don't we just come right out and admit that sportsball players are above the law? It'd be a lot more straightforward than dicking around with courts and suspensions, and it all ends up the same in the end.

Jesus.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - House GOP Having Big S... · 0 replies · +3 points

Here's hoping they can match the brilliantly creative staging and editing of National Empty Chair Day.

And as long as you include The Dresden Fillies, I'm pretty sure Rebecca'll let you get away with it.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - In Fatal Blow To Rick ... · 2 replies · +5 points

Nope, Hanover, just down the road from Gettysburg. I've seen more Confederate flags during my few years here than I ever did living in VA.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - In Fatal Blow To Rick ... · 4 replies · +9 points

On my way to Ol' Frothy Mixture's house now with my dog! Mostly 'cause she's a tiny little yappy squeaky thing that'll annoy the crap out of him.

Snark aside, I live in central PA (AKA the part of Alabama that got jammed between Philly and Pittsburgh), and most people here are either happy it finally got struck down or don't particularly care one way or the other.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Open Carry Hero Arrest... · 0 replies · +5 points

I would comment on the persecution complex and the serious lack of self-awareness these guys always seem to have, but I'm busy trying to ignore the people in the pic.

Those eyes! Those horrible, unblinking eyes!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Glenn Beck Logic Time:... · 1 reply · +7 points

Uh, Glenn? Might not want to compare the side you're taking to a guy who wrote his argument under false pretenses and used the opportunity to call his sponsor an idiot. Just, y'know, putting that out there.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Wingnut Truckers Now P... · 1 reply · +9 points

How exactly will this make DC traffic any worse than it is on any given day?

Also, this is kind of off-topic, but...

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 0 replies · +41 points

As a born Virginian, I think I might hold a little more pull with the Confederate apologists that seem to be trawling Wonkette looking for things to get upset about. So here goes my attempt to at least slow the tide of deleted comments down:

Hey guys! THE SOUTH LOST THE CIVIL WAR. It's high time you acknowledged that and moved the hell on! And by all accounts losing the war was a good thing in the long run, seeing as all antebellum accounts point to the South being a retrogressive, hierarchical hellhole even by the standards of the time!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Alex Jones Warns Of Ob... · 1 reply · +11 points

...so who's going to make the life-extending cyborg technology if there's no industry to make it?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Breaking Bad Legos-Not... · 0 replies · +3 points

Jeez, first I discover a tabletop wargame based around Lego robots, and now this. Was Lego always this awesome, or did it just get that way after I was forced to pack them away by uncaring parents stopped playing with them?