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Wonkette : Ass, Gas Or Grass: Which Is Sarah Palin Offering Here?

Sat, 17 Jan 2015 01:25:50 +0000

As someone who does sex on a middle-aged hippy chick on a regular basis, I denounce this vile slander in the strongest possible terms.

Wonkette : Idaho Gov 'Butch' Otter Asks Supreme Court To End Gay Marriage. For The Kids!

Tue, 6 Jan 2015 12:18:55 +0000

Incidentally, one of the earliest examples of furry porn feauring otters is Alan Dean Foster's Spellsinger series. Or so I've heard.

Wonkette : Inside The Collapse Of The New Yorker's Inside The Collapse Of The New Republic

Sun, 14 Dec 2014 22:34:20 +0000

It's a difficult subject to talk about, because both sides are so horrible. If you condemn one side properly, it sounds like you favor the other side, which of course you don't. It's kind of like if the Triangle Shirtwaste fire had happened at the Munich Beer Hall Putsch.

Wonkette : House GOP Will Reverse Immigration Order With Obama Sucks Act Of 2014

Wed, 3 Dec 2014 00:41:49 +0000

Thirteen years ago, the Republicans were falling all over themselves in their eagerness to make the presidency an elective dictatorship. It's a little late in the game to be having second thoughts.

Wonkette : GOP Has Binder Full Of Jews To Communicate With New Hip Kids These Days

Sat, 18 Oct 2014 14:36:57 +0000

So, just which executive producer was begging Spicer to give him some "new hip conservatives" to round out his Sunday morning lineup? I'm going to say it was Meet the Press's Bob Yarin.

Wonkette : Delaware Governor Accidentally Tweets Bondage-Themed Pic, Wonkette Asks 'That's It?'

Thu, 4 Sep 2014 23:02:40 +0000

The Diamond State is a girl's best friend.

Wonkette : Watch President Obama Share His Favorite Cat Gif Or Something

Fri, 29 Aug 2014 00:39:21 +0000

Ironically, his suit is made of anti-colonialist muslin.

Wonkette : BREAKING Wonkette Exclusive: As Of Now, Kaili Is In Control Here

Tue, 19 Aug 2014 01:07:54 +0000

Just as Nostradamus predicted! "Through the net floats the log spun with webs A log filled with recipes and tales of motherhood. The tricky editor relaxes with booze and celebs While the Joy of Gray plots her ouster for good."

Wonkette : Deleted Comments Of The Day: Hey, What's Crawling Out From Under This Rock?

Sat, 9 Aug 2014 11:58:22 +0000

You can teach people to hate, and you can teach people to spell, but apparently it's one or the other.

Wonkette : Here Is The Heartwarming Young Adult Open Carry Book You Didn't Know You Needed

Tue, 5 Aug 2014 01:18:52 +0000

Dick Strong wishes he was Brenna's biological father.

Wonkette : CIA, On Careful Reflection, Remembers It Hacked Senate Computers After All

Fri, 1 Aug 2014 11:14:51 +0000

What will be done? Nothing.

Wonkette : George Takei Tells How He Was Sent To An Internment Camp At Age 5. And Somehow It's Not Horrifying!

Thu, 24 Jul 2014 20:22:52 +0000

I thought it was a misaimed Walter Koenig reference.

Wonkette : New Age Lady Forsakes Ramtha, Channels Jesse Helms And George Wallace Instead

Tue, 22 Jul 2014 23:02:24 +0000

"Happy" Harry Cox libel!

Wonkette : HappyNiceTimePeople Is Dead. Long Live HappyNiceTimePeople

Thu, 17 Jul 2014 21:50:29 +0000

Or the Obamacare trainwreck. Or both.

Wonkette : Rise Up Wonkers, Your Nation Needs You

Sun, 6 Jul 2014 22:12:10 +0000

Is this one of those dealios where we work for free because Editrix is our Goddess, or is there money involved?

Wonkette : With Kentucky Decision, Nation Running Dangerously Low On States Without Marriage Equality

Tue, 1 Jul 2014 22:55:57 +0000

I believe it was the firm of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe.

Wonkette : AZ Senator Jeff Flake's Son Probably Did Not Kill Those 20 Dead Dogs On Purpose So That's Somethin

Tue, 24 Jun 2014 14:50:46 +0000

And I have to hug my basenjis.

Wonkette : Swashbuckling New York Mayor Gutted, Eaten By Fish Queen

Mon, 23 Jun 2014 13:51:39 +0000

In other words, he's a typical sitcom husband.

Wonkette : Idaho GOP Convention Pretty Much A Glorified Slap Fight, Really

Tue, 17 Jun 2014 14:59:56 +0000

Boise II Men.

Wonkette : Are You Ready For Make-Up Sex With Mitt Romney, America?

Mon, 16 Jun 2014 14:25:57 +0000

Looks like it's time to bring this classic back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxch-yi14BE