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275 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber,... · 1 reply · +17 points

Resigned, huh?

Fiancee leaves governor in 1...2...3...

275 weeks ago @ Wonkette - What 'Lesser Cut Of Me... · 1 reply · +10 points

“Well, you know God created man first,” Corbin said...

Guess God chose to make the dick first.

276 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Snake Oil Bulletin... · 0 replies · +2 points

Yeah. I know. I had chikken pox twicet!

276 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin To Vomit '... · 0 replies · +5 points

The thought of it gives me Maggot Brain.

276 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: RNC an... · 0 replies · +12 points

There's a really fast way to get to Jeebus, and it's right there in the Second Amendment.

276 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: The GO... · 0 replies · +9 points

I hope the vaccine doesn't adversely affect the squirrel on his head.

276 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: The GO... · 0 replies · +9 points

I bet it was with one of those toy needles we used as kids. You know, the kind where the "needle" slides back into the syringe.

276 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: The GO... · 0 replies · +19 points

But did he get a real vaccine, or a special Rand Paul Board Certified (TM) vaccine?

276 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Let's Repeal Obamacare... · 0 replies · +4 points

Unfortunately, Americans tend to not act until apparently directly attacked (9/11, Pearl Harbor, the Maine, etc.), or when things get reeeeeeeeeeeeeally bad for a looooooooooooot of people (Depression, Civil Rights, Viet Nam, labor wars). Things just aren't bad enough yet. When Obamacare is outlawed, and enough emergency wards close because of lack of funding, it's just possible that a few people might start waking up to the fact that it's time to change.

276 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Let's Repeal Obamacare... · 1 reply · +6 points

I guess we need our own palliatives:

Spend and Save America
Government is Good
Strength in Numbers
Fix America First
Health Care not Health Insurance

etc.