Fiancee leaves governor in 1...2...3...
“Well, you know God created man first,” Corbin said...
Guess God chose to make the dick first.
Yeah. I know. I had chikken pox twicet!
The thought of it gives me Maggot Brain.
There's a really fast way to get to Jeebus, and it's right there in the Second Amendment.
I hope the vaccine doesn't adversely affect the squirrel on his head.
I bet it was with one of those toy needles we used as kids. You know, the kind where the "needle" slides back into the syringe.
But did he get a real vaccine, or a special Rand Paul Board Certified (TM) vaccine?
Unfortunately, Americans tend to not act until apparently directly attacked (9/11, Pearl Harbor, the Maine, etc.), or when things get reeeeeeeeeeeeeally bad for a looooooooooooot of people (Depression, Civil Rights, Viet Nam, labor wars). Things just aren't bad enough yet. When Obamacare is outlawed, and enough emergency wards close because of lack of funding, it's just possible that a few people might start waking up to the fact that it's time to change.
I guess we need our own palliatives:
Spend and Save America
Government is Good
Strength in Numbers
Fix America First
Health Care not Health Insurance