KennyFuckingPowers

KennyFuckingPowers

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115 comments posted · 1 followers · following 5

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Uh Oh, Joe Scarborough... · 1 reply · +19 points

I remember that One day I didn't hear Joe say "When I was in Congress."

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Today In Trademark Fun... · 0 replies · +8 points

Sweet! Wrong but Sweet!

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Sunday Bloody NYT Sund... · 3 replies · +26 points

In 1971 I walked into a KS pawn shop with a ten dollar bill. 5 minutes later I walked out with a 12 Ga. bolt action Mossberg with improved cylinder for quail hunting. total cost $7.50 and that included a box of 25 shells, 2 shell clip making it able to hold a maximum of 3 shells. I didn't think it was wrong then. I do now.
I disagree with lawmakers who work in secure buildings passing laws that create an unsafe workplace for the rest of the people employed by the public. Thats f''ing bullshit.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Breaking Wonkette Excl... · 0 replies · +9 points

Its really hard for a one armed person to wash their hand.
We are nothing without YOUs.
Happy New Years KFP

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Good Morning America's... · 1 reply · +4 points

I want her on my team. She can pitch if she wants to. I'm still the best relief man in the game.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - New York Times' Detail... · 1 reply · +3 points

Local use of the word FARTBONGO might have a negative effect on your p-ness.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - To The Victor Go The S... · 2 replies · +6 points

Smart chicks are hot. And there's Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Fuck it. Never mind dammit..

8 years ago @ Wonkette - To The Victor Go The S... · 1 reply · +20 points

Given enough champagne you'd probably do Scalia. Acting, genius.

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Sunday Bloody NYT Sund... · 2 replies · +16 points

Issa can just go knarfle the Garthock. With or without the golf club. What a piece of shit!

8 years ago @ Wonkette - Detroit Offers Free Ho... · 3 replies · +6 points

Homestead ranch. Zerkon encrusted tweezers, A pygmy pony. Raising up some dental floss. Settling the vast wilderness of Detroit.