KennyFuckingPowers

KennyFuckingPowers

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357 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Uh Oh, Joe Scarborough... · 1 reply · +19 points

I remember that One day I didn't hear Joe say "When I was in Congress."

357 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Today In Trademark Fun... · 0 replies · +8 points

Sweet! Wrong but Sweet!

358 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sunday Bloody NYT Sund... · 3 replies · +26 points

In 1971 I walked into a KS pawn shop with a ten dollar bill. 5 minutes later I walked out with a 12 Ga. bolt action Mossberg with improved cylinder for quail hunting. total cost $7.50 and that included a box of 25 shells, 2 shell clip making it able to hold a maximum of 3 shells. I didn't think it was wrong then. I do now.
I disagree with lawmakers who work in secure buildings passing laws that create an unsafe workplace for the rest of the people employed by the public. Thats f''ing bullshit.

360 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Breaking Wonkette Excl... · 0 replies · +9 points

Its really hard for a one armed person to wash their hand.
We are nothing without YOUs.
Happy New Years KFP

360 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Good Morning America's... · 1 reply · +4 points

I want her on my team. She can pitch if she wants to. I'm still the best relief man in the game.

360 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New York Times' Detail... · 1 reply · +3 points

Local use of the word FARTBONGO might have a negative effect on your p-ness.

360 weeks ago @ Wonkette - To The Victor Go The S... · 2 replies · +6 points

Smart chicks are hot. And there's Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Fuck it. Never mind dammit..

360 weeks ago @ Wonkette - To The Victor Go The S... · 1 reply · +20 points

Given enough champagne you'd probably do Scalia. Acting, genius.

360 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sunday Bloody NYT Sund... · 2 replies · +16 points

Issa can just go knarfle the Garthock. With or without the golf club. What a piece of shit!

360 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Detroit Offers Free Ho... · 3 replies · +6 points

Homestead ranch. Zerkon encrusted tweezers, A pygmy pony. Raising up some dental floss. Settling the vast wilderness of Detroit.