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157 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Blames Hilla... · 0 replies · +3 points

You know, he has a point. The only thing is he stopped before getting to the part where the reverse vampires were involved in the conspiracy.

157 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Blames Hilla... · 0 replies · +6 points

I think "half-bright" is a tad generous.

157 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rand Paul Blames Hilla... · 1 reply · +20 points

It was once said that Newt is the dumb person's smart person.
Rand is the crazy person's sane person.

158 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Florida (Congress) Man... · 0 replies · +13 points

The law apparently exempts penis extenders.

158 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Florida (Congress) Man... · 1 reply · +14 points

It's only a matter of time until Rick Perry, or Louie, or one of the other esteemed Texans point out that Florida is America's wang.

159 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Americ... · 6 replies · +14 points

Actually, my money was on bestiality, with a chicken.

161 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hero Conservatives Wil... · 0 replies · +6 points

LaMalfa? Isn't that Egg Romney's horse?

161 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: The Mo... · 8 replies · +12 points

Nazis.
You should check out a movie called "Iron Sky." The premise is that the Nazis fled the planet after WW II and settled on the dark side of the moon, plotting their return to earth. The president of the United States, a Sarah Palin-like person, sends astronauts to the moon to bolster her sagging poll numbers, one of them, of course, being black to get her numbers up among black voters. (Slogan: Black to the Moon!)
And then, it gets weird...

161 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: The Mo... · 7 replies · +18 points

I heard that the moon was like a big pizza pie.

Mmmmmmmm...pizza...

161 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Texas and Virginia Law... · 2 replies · +13 points

Jesus, Cecil, just come out already.