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10 years ago @ Halolz - Street Fighter vs Prea... · 0 replies · +5 points

They take a vow of celibacy.

11 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Sex in Video G... · 1 reply · +10 points

What tha fuck did you just fuckin say bout me, you lil biiiatch, biatch? I be bout ta have you know I graduated top of mah class up in tha Navy Seals, n' I've been involved up in a shitload of secret raidz on Al-Quaeda, n' I have over 300 confirmed kills. I be trained up in gorilla warfare n' I be tha top sniper up in tha entire US armed forces. Yo ass is not a god damn thang ta me but just another target. I will wipe you tha fuck up wit precision tha likez of which has never been peeped before on dis Earth, mark mah fuckin lyrics. Yo ass be thinkin you can git away wit sayin dat shizzle ta me over tha Internizzle, biatch? Think again, fucker fo' realz. As we drop a rhyme I be contactin mah secret network of spies across tha USA n' yo' IP is bein traced right now so you mo' betta prepare fo' tha storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes up tha pathetic lil thang you call yo' life. You're fuckin dead, kid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I can be anywhere, anytime, n' I can bust a cap up in you up in over seven hundred ways, n' thatz just wit mah bare hands. Not only be I extensively trained up in unarmed combat yo, but I have access ta tha entire arsenal of tha United Hoodz Marine Corps n' I will bust it ta its full extent ta wipe yo' miserable ass off tha grill of tha continent, you lil shit. If only you could have known what tha fuck unholy retribution yo' lil "def" comment was bout ta brang down upon you, maybe you would have held yo' fuckin tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, n' now yo ass is payin tha price, you goddamn idiot. I will shizzle fury all over you n' yo big-ass booty is ghon drown up in dat shit. You're fuckin dead, kiddo.

-courtesy of Gizoogle Textilizer

11 years ago @ Halolz - [NEWS] Help make our M... · 10 replies · +11 points

Note he also doesn't say whether it will be Church of Falcon, a similar site, or... worse.

11 years ago @ Halolz - [NEWS] RTX 2012 · 0 replies · +4 points

A shame you didn't tell us sooner or put it in Convention Appearances, I live in Austin. :T

But I'll still be outside at the Creature meetup! :D Red River & Cesar Chavez, 6 pm, if anyone reads this.

11 years ago @ Halolz - Twilight Princess: New... · 2 replies · +14 points

Huge broken image for me.

11 years ago @ Halolz - Twilight Princess: New... · 1 reply · +34 points

And don't forget zombies. Speaking of which...

And pirate-y sea monsters don't count

12 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Disney's Wreck... · 3 replies · +14 points

Coulda looked in the lower right, at the Facebook logo with "Wreck-It Ralph" right next to it...

12 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Admins In A Nu... · 0 replies · +17 points

"Sounds of the Smurfs could be heard echoing throughout the forest, as they cheerfully collected the berries that composed their vegetarian diet..."

Just that is probably an insta-ban nowadays.

12 years ago @ Halolz - Superhero Pokémon · 0 replies · +4 points

4a. And Muk, Magneton, and Weezing weren't?

12 years ago @ Halolz - Avengers Fortress 2 · 2 replies · +11 points

Deadpool could be the Spy.

Every time you think he's dead... LOLNOPE