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10 years ago @ Halolz - Can't Let You Do That,... · 8 replies · +17 points

According to all the porn I've seen, Braxien and Goodra are everyone's favorite new Pokesluts.

10 years ago @ Halolz - Scream Fortress 2013 a... · 3 replies · +18 points

Y'know, there used to be a time where you could be a magical pink unicorn ironically and not be associated with a show that has a fanbase that has a vocal minority that's more obnoxious than furries and Juggalos.

10 years ago @ Halolz - Fedoras Are Very Mature · 1 reply · +13 points

The amount of people I want to flog for not knowing this difference cannot be counted on one hand.

In binary.

11 years ago @ Halolz - LEARN GERMAN WITH MEDIC · 0 replies · +9 points

It's okay, Medic. We all may not speak the same languages, but we all know the universal language of bullets, food, and post-bullet sexy-times.

Wait, disregard that last one.

11 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Toy Soldier · 0 replies · +4 points

Looks like BLUzz Lightsoldier got a friend in him...

11 years ago @ Halolz - PokéFoods: Starch Sil... · 0 replies · +11 points

I have the sudden urge to pack my lunch into Pokéballs now.

11 years ago @ Halolz - HAS BAZILLIONS OF GUNS... · 0 replies · +10 points

Silencers? You can't put a silencer on a Mothrakk-flacking rocket launcher.

Besides, what's the point of stealth when you can kill everyone in the room quickly with a rocket or two?

11 years ago @ Halolz - Problems With Borderla... · 0 replies · +6 points

No wonder it won't work! That money hasn't taken enough damage! As far as that vending machine is concerned, those dollar bills are pretty damned clean!

Maybe try creasing the corners a bit...

11 years ago @ Halolz - Plumber’s Dilemma · 0 replies · +8 points

He should save Pauline. Because at least he won't keep chasing after her, game after stagnant game.

11 years ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Heavy-Doo Wher... · 2 replies · +60 points

"And I would have gotten away with the intelligence too, if it weren't for you meddling middle-aged men with guns!"