AuraMaster

AuraMaster

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377 weeks ago @ Halolz - Their date lasted thir... · 1 reply · +7 points

He's obviously trying to nail her. Have you ever had sexual relations with a ghost? From what I saw in Ghostbusters.... It must be pretty great.

379 weeks ago @ Halolz - No Hadouken · 0 replies · +6 points

For someone who works at Walmart, like me, "zoning" means something entirely different.

381 weeks ago @ Halolz - The Guitar of Hyrule · 0 replies · +11 points

I never knew this was one of the legends in GH3: Legends of Rock.

395 weeks ago @ Halolz - Luke Scoutwalker, Krit... · 0 replies · +13 points

Admiral Saxbar: It's a sap!

397 weeks ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Dancing to "I'... · 0 replies · +4 points

They've got the moves like Jabba

411 weeks ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] The Night Befo... · 3 replies · +9 points

Dedede was perfect to play Santa. He's almost as fat as Gabe Newell.

412 weeks ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] The Night Befo... · 0 replies · 0 points

Wow, Mario. You kiss Princess Peach with that mouth?

If Mario got something for Bowser (besides the demolished palace) I think he'd give him a self-defense class, so that he'd actually be a challenge when they face off next.

412 weeks ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Rudolph the Re... · 3 replies · +24 points

Did anyone notice they misspelled "soldier" in the very first line of the song? That pisses me off more than calling the Pyro "useless".

413 weeks ago @ Halolz - Arrow to the knee, you... · 0 replies · +8 points

If I weren't at work, I would have made a boot to the head joke myself. I tip my hat to you for having a similar mindset.

413 weeks ago @ Halolz - Advice Oak Three Pack · 2 replies · +19 points

ENLIST A REGION-WIDE POLICE FORCE
*Oak face*
HAVE A 10-YEAR-OLD DO ALL THE WORK