Paulrus-Keaton?

Paulrus-Keaton?

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56 weeks ago @ Halolz - HAPPY FATHER'S DAY · 0 replies · +2 points

Not on the mobile version, but kinda yeah.

276 weeks ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Auto Insurance... · 3 replies · +10 points

It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem.

For instance, on the website Halolz, it was assumed that following the abysmal 2013, family man and T-shirt czar Shawn Handyside, along with and indie developer Fred "Trunks" Wood, would take more action to keep the site updated, instead of letting it *stagnate.* The community itself who, curiously enough, had long tolerated this downtime had come to predict the impending implosion of their beloved site. They had made many attempts to alert the editors to the danger, but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits... but that was mostly Paulrus, who has kinda lost it these days; most of them just kinda yelled at Trunks through Twitter. So they eventually decided they would leave Halolz for brighter pastures.

The last ever community message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated joke where Paulrus chucked Alpar into the air, who performed a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the Star Wolf theme song, but in fact the message was this:

"So long and thanks for all the lulz."

286 weeks ago @ Halolz - Good Guy Luigi · 0 replies · +8 points

#HumbleBrag

288 weeks ago @ Halolz - Allan & Nicole: A Miiv... · 2 replies · +3 points

You don't need to visit a landfill for E.T. You can just have my copy.
Or get it for a dollar at the pawn shop.

Also, come on.. Superman 64 and Atari E.T? Pffft. Child's play. There is a vast array of horrible games you can choose from, why go for the ones everybody knows?

288 weeks ago @ Halolz - Allan & Nicole: A Miiv... · 0 replies · +2 points

Fair enough, but is there a way to queue future posts? Like on Tumblr?

293 weeks ago @ Halolz - Super Rock Band 3D World · 0 replies · +11 points

Only to crash and burn, develop a crippling 'shroom addiction that destroys his mind, and degrade himself on reality shows to make a name for himself in an uncaring world. But after extensive rehabilitation he finds a new lease on life and starts collecting trinkets that takes up his sizable estate, purchased from the money he wisely saved before his downward spiral. Sometimes, Mushroom Kingdom Pickers stops by to pick his collection and honor a living legend; now burnt out, tired, but still smiling.

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Coming up: the real story behind Wario's child pornography scandal as 9-Volt and Ana speak out after 15 years. Later, Peach's solo career and her secret life as a Japanese gravure model; Daisy speaks on why it drove her to radical feminism.

Next, on VH1's Behind The Music.

293 weeks ago @ Halolz - Most awkward moments a... · 0 replies · +3 points

Also, you're right... the email hasn't been updated.

293 weeks ago @ Halolz - Most awkward moments a... · 0 replies · +3 points

I sent you an email with a ton of things... and you only posted the pony thing.

295 weeks ago @ Halolz - Next Gen Priorities · 1 reply · +4 points

Well that was fast.

295 weeks ago @ Halolz - Next Gen Priorities · 0 replies · +4 points

Once Nintendo finds a way to get the Wii U to play DS games, similar to a Game Boy Player, then we'll talk.
Or until I wake up next to a Wii U and a copy of Smash Brothers. Naked, and smelling of bad decisions.