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9 years ago @ Wonkette - 'Captain Underpants' S... · 0 replies · +3 points

My kids must be advanced, they were using this level of potty humor way before the age of 10.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Obama Must Make Sweet ... · 0 replies · +3 points

We should play the Redefine-That-Name Game with Noonan. It'll never beat Santorum, but fun times, none the less.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - No One Can Overtake St... · 0 replies · +13 points

I've met Rep Steve King (Racist-IA) and have seen him speak. He is, unfortunately, not stupid. He's a much lower form of life that preys on the ignorance of his constituents. He uses lies and fear to rial up hate. I would rephrase to nija master god king of evil....the only reason he hasn't gone farther in politics is that he can't hide that grinchy-smirk behind a baby face like Paul Ryan.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Doctors Prove George W... · 1 reply · +2 points

Uggg....I hate it when you're all fair-minded and good-hearted. Fine, FINE!...I very sincerely wish Mr. Bush a speedy recovery in the hopes he will continue his efforts in Africa.


9 years ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Already Way A... · 0 replies · +3 points

Thank GOD for Poland. (Never thought that would be something that I'd say/post/think...but here we are.)

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Rush Limbaugh Worries ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Just one more reason to hate Tuesday.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Deleted Comments Of Th... · 3 replies · +14 points

Why, exactly, is there not a Wonkette store on zazzle? I would already own the "I'm gonna tolerate and love the SHIT out of you" shirt...and just think of the Christmas ornaments!!!! You want my money, I want to wear snarky-pony-art..... I think we could make this work.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Tony Perkins Calls Ant... · 0 replies · +6 points

Where's the fun in that? I'd much rather torture the poor, persecuted Jebus-Lovin bakers by forcing them to make Gay Cakes against God!! They squeal like you just fed them to a lion.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Which Men On Politichi... · 0 replies · +5 points

Isn't putting that many pictures of giant dicks in one article a bit too pornographic for a nice mommy-blog like Wonkette?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Has Super ... · 0 replies · +12 points

WHOW, WHOOOOW! Let us keep Pearl Jam out of this entirely, please. Sheesh, is there nothing sacred to you people?