Zan

Zan

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10 years ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - Their advice/ Your adv... · 0 replies · +7 points

Co-sign to the lady-stuff up there, and I'd like to add:

-If you have a big dack, don't think that just because you have a big dack that you don't have to know how to use it.
-I must repeat this: NO FINGERS!!! I don't want anyone's fingers down there other than my own, for reasons stated above and also because hands are dirty.
-LICK the clit, don't suck it (at least in my case...can't speak for other women)
-I don't NEED you to fvck me for an hour...hell sometimes not even for half an hour, so don't overextend yourself thinking that's what it will take to make me cum. If anything, it will just irritate me-literally and figuratively. Again, I'm speaking for myself, but I'm sure other women feel the same way.
-Don't jackhammer the pu$$y. Ever. Yes I do like rough, hard sex, but there's a science to that sh!t.

There's more, but I have to go to a meeting. On my day off. Yay. Holla!

Oh...don't try to shade a woman who asks for or provides her own lube...yes our ladyparts lubricate themselves but a little extra damn sure doesn't hurt!!!!

10 years ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - aaaaaand this is the w... · 0 replies · +6 points

where's the dickheaded companion? you can't have one without the other...

i mean..you could...but...

i don't even know where i was going with that.

10 years ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - I demand some answers.... · 0 replies · +5 points

I can't breeeeev v v veeeee....

10 years ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - Say Something Nice - m... · 0 replies · +5 points

**gasping for air**

10 years ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - When your momma looks ... · 0 replies · +19 points

There is a special place in hell for people who fvck over the mentally ill...especially mentally ill children. Burn, bytches, burn!!!!

10 years ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - Better be half off on ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Lmao! I thought the same thing!

10 years ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - When sh*t gets real In... · 0 replies · +5 points

So relatable...ALL of this. ::gropes you::

10 years ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - When sh*t gets real In... · 0 replies · +2 points

I heart this .gif.

10 years ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - When sh*t gets real In... · 0 replies · +3 points

Lmao!

10 years ago @ O Hell Nawl - A wretch... - Describe your sex life... · 0 replies · +2 points

Sporadic.