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O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Their advice/ Your advice.What TO do and NOT to do during sex.

Wed, 30 Oct 2013 17:04:56 +0000

Co-sign to the lady-stuff up there, and I'd like to add: -If you have a big dack, don't think that just because you have a big dack that you don't have to know how to use it. -I must repeat this: NO FINGERS!!! I don't want anyone's fingers down there other than my own, for reasons stated above and also because hands are dirty. -LICK the clit, don't suck it (at least in my case...can't speak for other women) -I don't NEED you to fvck me for an hour...hell sometimes not even for half an hour, so don't overextend yourself thinking that's what it will take to make me cum. If anything, it will just irritate me-literally and figuratively. Again, I'm speaking for myself, but I'm sure other women feel the same way. -Don't jackhammer the pu$$y. Ever. Yes I do like rough, hard sex, but there's a science to that sh!t. There's more, but I have to go to a meeting. On my day off. Yay. Holla! Oh...don't try to shade a woman who asks for or provides her own lube...yes our ladyparts lubricate themselves but a little extra damn sure doesn't hurt!!!!

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : aaaaaand this is the worst Halloween costume I've seen yet. ( NSFW)

Mon, 28 Oct 2013 15:54:44 +0000

where's the dickheaded companion? you can't have one without the other... i mean..you could...but... i don't even know where i was going with that.

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : I demand some answers....

Mon, 28 Oct 2013 15:52:42 +0000

I can't breeeeev v v veeeee....

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Say Something Nice - manicured edition

Wed, 23 Oct 2013 15:44:28 +0000

**gasping for air**

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : When your momma looks like your ugly father, There are going to be bad times....like having your pen

Wed, 23 Oct 2013 15:41:54 +0000

There is a special place in hell for people who fvck over the mentally ill...especially mentally ill children. Burn, bytches, burn!!!!

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Better be half off on that azz.

Sat, 19 Oct 2013 00:27:46 +0000

Lmao! I thought the same thing!

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : When sh*t gets real In sexual situations.

Mon, 30 Sep 2013 16:05:28 +0000

So relatable...ALL of this. ::gropes you::

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : When sh*t gets real In sexual situations.

Mon, 30 Sep 2013 16:04:41 +0000

I heart this .gif.

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : When sh*t gets real In sexual situations.

Mon, 30 Sep 2013 16:04:10 +0000

Lmao!

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Describe your sex life in 1 word or image (keep it safe for work)

Sun, 22 Sep 2013 13:23:15 +0000

Sporadic.

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Pornstar breaks his penis..seeks donations to get it fixed.

Wed, 11 Sep 2013 23:45:34 +0000

I can't seem to find a fvck to give...I guess he can't, either. *shrug*.

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : When you see it......

Tue, 10 Sep 2013 15:19:27 +0000

-_-

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : OHN's 6th Birthday Celebration! Friday the 13th! - Send in your sh*t!!!!

Sun, 8 Sep 2013 01:56:40 +0000

Yay! Happy early birthday to y0u, too! :)

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : OHN's 6th Birthday Celebration! Friday the 13th! - Send in your sh*t!!!!

Sun, 8 Sep 2013 01:56:08 +0000

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O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : LNBS: How to get over a fvcked up day at work? Tidday juice brownies

Fri, 6 Sep 2013 18:49:48 +0000

**crying**

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Get your tissues ready for this story

Fri, 6 Sep 2013 18:42:59 +0000

Whatidew????? LOL

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : OHN's 6th Birthday Celebration! Friday the 13th! - Send in your sh*t!!!!

Fri, 6 Sep 2013 18:14:49 +0000

Two days before my birthday,,,and I'm off work that entah' weekend (Thursday-Sunday)...yep, shenanigans are definitely afoot!!!! Happy early birthday, OHN!!!!! I love you guys.

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Get your tissues ready for this story

Fri, 6 Sep 2013 17:47:48 +0000

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : LNBS: When you see this...

Tue, 3 Sep 2013 15:19:12 +0000

Don't insult LaVerne that way! LOL

O Hell Nawl - A wretched hive of scum and villainy : Damn shame what they did to Minnie Mouse

Tue, 3 Sep 2013 15:17:00 +0000

Okay?!?!!? I was like, "But in front of the kids, though?!?!"