He's a human! Leave him alone!
I knew that cats browse the internet...
Think positively: if she was evil enough to break up with you on your birthday, she probobly wasn't worth it, so her leaving was a gift.
Maybe. My logic makes as much sense as Demoman's drunk voice clips.
Throw your money in an offended fashion.
You accidentally an extra "o" in "to."
Reminds me of those gif images of people walking over puddles and then falling in waist deep or more.
What is your estimate of bricks being shat right about now?