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osutein

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195 weeks ago @ The Toast - Go On, Get Out Of Here · 0 replies · +15 points

TAKE TO THE SEA!

195 weeks ago @ The Toast - An Open Thread, and Se... · 0 replies · +20 points

A million, billion thank yous to Nicole, Mallory, and Nikki for creating this amazing place and this amazing community. Thank you for your hard work, for your humor, your intelligence, your grace, your compassion, and your lightning-fast emails. Thank you for letting me be your Man in Middle-earth. It has been a literal dream come true.

And thank you to all the contributors and Toasties for making this the best place on the Internet. You all have my axe.

A WILLING FOE, AND SEA ROOM!

195 weeks ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 0 replies · +2 points

Thank you! I am looking around for new places to submit to!

195 weeks ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 4 replies · +165 points

TWO MONKS INVENT THE PRESIDENTIAL OFFICE.

MONK 1: "What shape is an office?"
MONK 2: "Oval, like an egg."

195 weeks ago @ The Toast - "I saw writing from pe... · 0 replies · +51 points

The words that keep popping into my head when I think about The Toast closing are "where else?" Where else can we find ALL the hilarious, throughtful, moving, and beautiful writing in one place? Nowhere else. I will miss this place dearly.

196 weeks ago @ The Toast - When You Smile: On Hum... · 0 replies · +5 points

This is perfect.

197 weeks ago @ The Toast - The Pitch Meeting for ... · 0 replies · +8 points

I didn't realize a THE PITCH FOR piece could make me cry as well as laugh out loud, but here we are.

198 weeks ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +15 points

We haven't seen a Direwolf really chow down on anybody since Season 1, so I'm hoping Ramsay ends up as Ghost kibble. But that's too fitting and satisfying to ever happen in Westeros.

198 weeks ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +139 points

TOO NICOLES

199 weeks ago @ The Toast - Further Evidence For R... · 1 reply · +69 points

"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
"He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
"No. Ron is a time-traveling Dumbledore."
"No. No. That's impossible!"
"Search your feelings, you know it to be true that Ron is a time-traveling Dumbledore. Join with me and we can rule the galaxy as Ron and Dumbledore."