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My point is, you can't always tell if someone is douchey, or shallow, by their outside appearance. There's also a really high concentration of nerds-who-look-like-jocks in the service!
Ok, I'll have my husband email you an affidavit right away.
How about YOU cite source that people gradually have more and more boring, unsatisfying sex the older they get? Especially if they have kids? And TV doesn't count as a "source".
And WOW, how condescending is your friend?!
For me, training myself to look for red flags, behaviors and certain phrases can help me suss out whether someone might suck. But it's not foolproof.
And then, one person's suck is another person's acceptable. For instance, a friend of your mom's who loves to gossip and kvetch might love her critical side.
I've got 2 friends: one is super-kind, serious, gentle and non-sarcastic. The other is loud, hilarious, snarky and incredibly foul-mouthed. Each of them wonders what I see in the other (they don't hang out, but sometimes see each other's stuff though mutual Facebook). But I like them both. They don't like each other. That's ok.
Some people are also more insecure than others, and feel like they CAN'T be themselves in a group, like your friend.
And you aren't any exception, Moose. I'm 100% positive you also have different facets too. Even the fact that we're communicating solely online means that parts of you are omitted from my sight, like your body language and tone of voice.
It's a very...teenagery perspective. Anyone over 30 is sooo over the hill! Parents fucking is GROSS, man!