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350 weeks ago @ Wonkette - NY Company Sued For Ma... · 1 reply · +5 points

Dude, you have no idea. Along with its other product "Turbo Evolution", there's never been so much kool-aid drinking manipulation masquerading as team building, like ever.

The best (most ironic) part is that it's supposed to teach you to view things from the viewpoint of others. Provided, of course, that the viewpoint perfectly matches theirs and means you chug the kool-aid that much harder.

350 weeks ago @ Wonkette - NY Company Sued For Ma... · 3 replies · +7 points

When I worked for Kimpton Hotels they LOVED this Nine Doors bullshit/cult thing (based off of eneagrams and violated the tenets of several major religions). Part of the justification for canning me was my failure to "take the training class in it seriously". Or "refused to join our cult and be brainwashed". Whichever works.

351 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Republican Senate Cand... · 0 replies · +1 points

Me with my obsession over that hot pirate on Once Upon a Time?

351 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Republican Senate Cand... · 0 replies · +1 points

It's the crazy eyes that does it

351 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Republican Senate Cand... · 0 replies · +11 points

About her staff, the ones she's chosen thus far are serious winners (or more accurately, "whiners"). They've already demanded Jeff Merkely fire the guy who uncovered and leaked this. And are calling the public record police report a "slanderous rumor". To say nothing of how long it took her to even respond once it was leaked.

Meanwhile, her ad campaign consisted of "but she's a nice lady and a really good doctor!" I guess they'll add "when she isn't 'not backing down', that is"

351 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Republican Senate Cand... · 0 replies · +3 points

Oh and she's made that very clear, already!

358 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Ousted Yahoo Exec Drie... · 0 replies · +4 points

As an unemployed person, this bothers me on so many levels---among them, why does Marissa Mayer also still have HER job (normally Yahoo sheds CEOs like TP)? Because she seems to do nothing but make dreadful decisions across the board. Or will she decided to award herself $100 mill when she finally realizes how useless she is, as well?

364 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Court Orders Kansas To... · 0 replies · +11 points

What's most hilarious is that the exact schools that will benefit from this are primarily the ones opposing it. Kansas's wealthiest schools are in the more progressive (for Kansas) part of the state, the geographically tiny third district, where people do get they have to actually pay taxes for things.

Meanwhile, the very poor, rural districts in the rest of the state are deeply Republican and whining about "their" tax dollars...that of course are coming from the same "liebruls" (for Kansas) that they're busy spitting on. Why DOES this sound so familiar???

370 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Your Wonkette Field Gu... · 1 reply · +8 points

Oooohhhh looky!!! Everyone will now just be stunned and amazed to hear that Cathy's districts is fairly Republican (Cook PVI R+6) and, of course, predominantly white, but uneducated and lowish income. Because stupids voting against their own best interests = Freedddummm!!! She's Greg Walden in a fucking skirt, with Spokane = Bend, OR
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington%27s_5th_c...

370 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Your Wonkette Field Gu... · 1 reply · +3 points

And nursing her oldest, Down Syndrome kid----just for max pimpin' effect