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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: The GO... · 0 replies · +7 points

Open carry is new the GOP stance on guns, viruses and urine splash.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Idaho State Rep Learns... · 3 replies · +57 points

How confusing are restrooms to people in Idaho? Did they just get them?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Mitt, ... · 1 reply · +6 points

I blame Obama. Clearly he wants Mitt in the race to drive the whole GOP field to the right, burn millions in the loooonnngg primary season and turn the whole positioning game into chaos. Sure, try to be to the right of Mitt. Figure out where that is going to be a week from Tuesday.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Ben Carson Shilled Sca... · 2 replies · +10 points

My bible is missing the recipe pages, but lets skip to the part where God had some dietary cures for AIDS, before he made the AIDS?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Duck Dynasty Wife Mayb... · 0 replies · +10 points

No more Karduckians, please.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Whiny Maryland Politic... · 0 replies · +9 points

Well, maybe we shouldn't say Kirby Delauter when we mean Kirby Delauter. Maybe -- like Santorum -- we can name something Kirby Delauter, when we totally don't mean Kirby Delauter, but something else instead. But what?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - How Are The Feminists ... · 1 reply · +10 points

Perhaps Bristol Palin could address his science faculty group about the wonders of abstinence and how to man up and take a punch to the face from a nice lady.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - How Are The Feminists ... · 0 replies · +26 points

It's not New Year's Steve either

9 years ago @ Wonkette - GOP's New Math Will Cu... · 0 replies · +5 points

Right, dynamic scoring. And if you experience tax-cutting-spurred budget growth lasting four hours, consult a doctor.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - House Majority Whip On... · 0 replies · +27 points

Remember, the Civil War wasn't about slavery, it was about the principle of states' rights. And uhhh, we didn't vet who we spoke to. About states' rights.