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298 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Can't Believe... · 0 replies · +5 points

Quit living in the middle ages, libruls. That whole George Tiller assassination thing was like half a decade ago.

301 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Extra Extra! Get Your ... · 4 replies · +19 points

How 'bout every time John Boehner's eyes roll we take a shot?

301 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Feisty Liberal Obama P... · 0 replies · +2 points

Smells Like Liz Warren?

I refuse to believe she emits any odor other than a freshly-ionized snow meadow.

302 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Donald Trump Will Sue ... · 0 replies · +2 points

I have to face the reality that Trump and I have something in common. Only I'm taking my neighbor to small claims court as their kid respects his car sub-woofer more than my quality of life.

303 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Morning Maddow: Let's ... · 0 replies · +4 points

I'm about to plagiarize and I wish I could credit the original poster for this comment. Sadly, Historical comments get trimmed from Wonkette. This won't be near as funny as the post that stuck in my head:

Ensign's a veterinarian now? Good. My dog needs her anal glands squeezed.

303 weeks ago @ Wonkette - No, John Boehner Is No... · 0 replies · +3 points

Noon = 5pm in London. Cheerio, bottoms up!

303 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Alabama Town Now Owned... · 0 replies · +5 points

“What the hell does God need the city council for?”
"What does God want with a starship?"

Treading dangerously close to Captain Kirk Star Trek V libel.

303 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Whiny Maryland Politic... · 0 replies · +11 points

Help! Where's the button to upfist Bethany Rodgers and her liberal agenda!

303 weeks ago @ Wonkette - You'll Never Guess Who... · 0 replies · +7 points

I imagined they all had pointy moostaches, capes & flat kepi caps like Capt. Renault from Casablanca.
But with high-powered automatic weapons patrolling train stations. The latter I am certain of.

303 weeks ago @ Wonkette - You'll Never Guess Who... · 1 reply · +14 points

Hey, Al Qaeda!!! Guess who else drew unfavorable cartoons of Muhammad? (Hint: It's in my name)