red_kira

red_kira

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9 years ago @ Wonkette - Motorcade For Imperial... · 0 replies · +2 points

Wait - His Highness King Barry rides in a motorcade fueled by spite?! Not Good Ol' Amurrican smog-n-C02-belching gasoline?

That Alien Muslin Pretender is trying to stop global warming, too!!!! Who will stop him?!

9 years ago @ Wonkette - John McCain Being A Bi... · 0 replies · +4 points

I logged in for the first time in MONTHS, just to see my pness! And I'm a girl!

It's 90, BTW. It grew 1 since I was here last! Turns out I am funnier and more popular when I go away...

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Damn, Michael Sam Danc... · 0 replies · +8 points

Shit. Not even 8:00am here at work, and I'm off to the bathroom!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - No, Goldman Sachs, Lad... · 0 replies · +3 points

More people would USE a Hello Kitty vibrator, methinks.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - No, Goldman Sachs, Lad... · 0 replies · +1 points

Is that Dora the Flupping Explorer, in the name of all that is holee? Shitsacks.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Ohio National Guard Pr... · 0 replies · +8 points

It's like a room divider. Only with more fell intentions.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Here Are Some Addition... · 0 replies · +2 points

If Meme Roth is an expert on obesity, I am an expert on the lives and loves of the 1%.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Here Are Some Addition... · 0 replies · +3 points

Hell, *I* wanted to deck Meme Roth. "Princess Cancer! Princess Diabetes!" Who wound her key up too tight?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Radio Wingnut Says The... · 0 replies · +3 points

:-)

Bazinga!

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Radio Wingnut Says The... · 9 replies · +10 points

That nice Pat McCarthy had a band before Wings, I think...