Wait - His Highness King Barry rides in a motorcade fueled by spite?! Not Good Ol' Amurrican smog-n-C02-belching gasoline?
That Alien Muslin Pretender is trying to stop global warming, too!!!! Who will stop him?!
I logged in for the first time in MONTHS, just to see my pness! And I'm a girl!
It's 90, BTW. It grew 1 since I was here last! Turns out I am funnier and more popular when I go away...
Shit. Not even 8:00am here at work, and I'm off to the bathroom!
More people would USE a Hello Kitty vibrator, methinks.
Is that Dora the Flupping Explorer, in the name of all that is holee? Shitsacks.
It's like a room divider. Only with more fell intentions.
If Meme Roth is an expert on obesity, I am an expert on the lives and loves of the 1%.
Hell, *I* wanted to deck Meme Roth. "Princess Cancer! Princess Diabetes!" Who wound her key up too tight?
That nice Pat McCarthy had a band before Wings, I think...