en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/3430201 Comments by red_kira http://wonkette.com/555136/motorcade-for-imperial-high-snotnose-obama-arrogantly-delays-pregnant-lady-inpeach#IDComment857949674 Wait - His Highness King Barry rides in a motorcade fueled by spite?! Not Good Ol' Amurrican smog-n-C02-belching gasoline? That Alien Muslin Pretender is trying to stop global warming, too!!!! Who will stop him?! Fri, 25 Jul 2014 20:09:25 +0000 http://wonkette.com/555136/motorcade-for-imperial-high-snotnose-obama-arrogantly-delays-pregnant-lady-inpeach#IDComment857949674 http://wonkette.com/555167/john-mccain-being-a-big-rino-lib-squish-again-just-because-arizona-tortured-a-guy-whatever#IDComment857948614 I logged in for the first time in MONTHS, just to see my pness! And I'm a girl! It's 90, BTW. It grew 1 since I was here last! Turns out I am funnier and more popular when I go away... Fri, 25 Jul 2014 20:05:49 +0000 http://wonkette.com/555167/john-mccain-being-a-big-rino-lib-squish-again-just-because-arizona-tortured-a-guy-whatever#IDComment857948614 http://wonkette.com/541779/damn-michael-sam-dancing-topless-video-for-real-just-damn#IDComment794113024 Shit. Not even 8:00am here at work, and I'm off to the bathroom! Wed, 12 Feb 2014 15:57:42 +0000 http://wonkette.com/541779/damn-michael-sam-dancing-topless-video-for-real-just-damn#IDComment794113024 http://wonkette.com/541746/no-goldman-sachs-ladies-at-a-tech-event-probably-did-not-want-nail-file-swag#IDComment794107997 More people would USE a Hello Kitty vibrator, methinks. Wed, 12 Feb 2014 15:40:48 +0000 http://wonkette.com/541746/no-goldman-sachs-ladies-at-a-tech-event-probably-did-not-want-nail-file-swag#IDComment794107997 http://wonkette.com/541746/no-goldman-sachs-ladies-at-a-tech-event-probably-did-not-want-nail-file-swag#IDComment794107804 Is that Dora the Flupping Explorer, in the name of all that is holee? Shitsacks. Wed, 12 Feb 2014 15:40:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/541746/no-goldman-sachs-ladies-at-a-tech-event-probably-did-not-want-nail-file-swag#IDComment794107804 http://wonkette.com/541730/ohio-national-guard-practices-destroying-america-slaughtering-patriots-implementing-obamacare#IDComment794107491 It's like a room divider. Only with more fell intentions. Wed, 12 Feb 2014 15:38:27 +0000 http://wonkette.com/541730/ohio-national-guard-practices-destroying-america-slaughtering-patriots-implementing-obamacare#IDComment794107491 http://wonkette.com/541412/here-are-some-additional-disney-princesses-for-fox-news-to-worry-about-2#IDComment792624339 If Meme Roth is an expert on obesity, I am an expert on the lives and loves of the 1%. Fri, 7 Feb 2014 15:12:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/541412/here-are-some-additional-disney-princesses-for-fox-news-to-worry-about-2#IDComment792624339 http://wonkette.com/541412/here-are-some-additional-disney-princesses-for-fox-news-to-worry-about-2#IDComment792623512 Hell, *I* wanted to deck Meme Roth. "Princess Cancer! Princess Diabetes!" Who wound her key up too tight? Fri, 7 Feb 2014 15:08:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/541412/here-are-some-additional-disney-princesses-for-fox-news-to-worry-about-2#IDComment792623512 http://wonkette.com/541368/radio-wingnut-says-the-beatles-are-satan#IDComment792394667 :-) Bazinga! Thu, 6 Feb 2014 21:10:53 +0000 http://wonkette.com/541368/radio-wingnut-says-the-beatles-are-satan#IDComment792394667 http://wonkette.com/541368/radio-wingnut-says-the-beatles-are-satan#IDComment792380328 That nice Pat McCarthy had a band before Wings, I think... Thu, 6 Feb 2014 20:03:37 +0000 http://wonkette.com/541368/radio-wingnut-says-the-beatles-are-satan#IDComment792380328 http://wonkette.com/541079/sexy-fashion-god-donald-trump-does-not-care-for-barack-obamas-super-bowl-outfit#IDComment791481868 Frankly, if anyone could make Trump's stalker-chic shirts and sleezy ties look HAWT, it is our Barry Bamz. Also? David BESTASSINHISTORY Beckham, but I digress. Mon, 3 Feb 2014 23:27:58 +0000 http://wonkette.com/541079/sexy-fashion-god-donald-trump-does-not-care-for-barack-obamas-super-bowl-outfit#IDComment791481868 http://wonkette.com/522858/afternoon-nice-time-rachel-jeantel-getting-college-scholarship-for-lettering-in-awesomeness#IDComment681177005 Ummm... I don't want to be rude, or jump to conclusions... but was that fat snark? Size-ism? Appearance "joke?" Wow. Dude. Tue, 16 Jul 2013 20:13:10 +0000 http://wonkette.com/522858/afternoon-nice-time-rachel-jeantel-getting-college-scholarship-for-lettering-in-awesomeness#IDComment681177005 http://wonkette.com/522858/afternoon-nice-time-rachel-jeantel-getting-college-scholarship-for-lettering-in-awesomeness#IDComment681175720 <bursts into tears> The good kind. Tue, 16 Jul 2013 20:11:23 +0000 http://wonkette.com/522858/afternoon-nice-time-rachel-jeantel-getting-college-scholarship-for-lettering-in-awesomeness#IDComment681175720 http://wonkette.com/522555/khalid-sheikh-mohammed-is-your-new-james-dyson-america#IDComment678624976 Mo-hoctopuss! Fri, 12 Jul 2013 19:21:54 +0000 http://wonkette.com/522555/khalid-sheikh-mohammed-is-your-new-james-dyson-america#IDComment678624976 http://wonkette.com/522510/morning-nice-time-pennsylvania-ag-has-better-things-to-do-than-defend-gay-marriage-ban#IDComment678620392 That image is some kinda HAWT! Fri, 12 Jul 2013 19:12:08 +0000 http://wonkette.com/522510/morning-nice-time-pennsylvania-ag-has-better-things-to-do-than-defend-gay-marriage-ban#IDComment678620392 http://wonkette.com/522555/khalid-sheikh-mohammed-is-your-new-james-dyson-america#IDComment678619303 Khalid SHARK Mohammed! Please tell me I was first? :-) Fri, 12 Jul 2013 19:09:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/522555/khalid-sheikh-mohammed-is-your-new-james-dyson-america#IDComment678619303 http://wonkette.com/522442/u-s-is-number-one-at-being-in-28th-place-for-health-care#IDComment677997777 Like such as! Thu, 11 Jul 2013 19:25:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/522442/u-s-is-number-one-at-being-in-28th-place-for-health-care#IDComment677997777 http://wonkette.com/521775/ben-shapiro-hates-our-british-allies-thinks-we-declared-independence-from-cuba#IDComment674087901 Mine are crooked! For socialism! Oh wait. That's not it. It's because I can't fucking AFFORD dental care. Fri, 5 Jul 2013 16:47:03 +0000 http://wonkette.com/521775/ben-shapiro-hates-our-british-allies-thinks-we-declared-independence-from-cuba#IDComment674087901 http://wonkette.com/521775/ben-shapiro-hates-our-british-allies-thinks-we-declared-independence-from-cuba#IDComment674087590 Clearly no one invited that a$$hat to a BBQ, otherwise he would've been busy swilling cheap beer and scarfing down nitrate-laden faux meat tubes like the rest of us, and wouldn't have had all that time on his hands to tweet! Fri, 5 Jul 2013 16:46:13 +0000 http://wonkette.com/521775/ben-shapiro-hates-our-british-allies-thinks-we-declared-independence-from-cuba#IDComment674087590 http://wonkette.com/521580/lesbian-on-food-network-destroys-childhood-innocence-with-rachel-ray-gun-of-gayness#IDComment672302698 Do you ever get the feeling that if Giada smiles REALLLLLLY wide one more time the top of her head will flip all the way backward and fall off? I do. Tue, 2 Jul 2013 18:50:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/521580/lesbian-on-food-network-destroys-childhood-innocence-with-rachel-ray-gun-of-gayness#IDComment672302698