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pollosmoky2also

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200 weeks ago @ Wonkette - HappyNiceTimePeople Is... · 0 replies · +8 points

BUT WHO WILL THINK OF THE DUGGARS?! I can't actually watch them as I have no cable [kickstarter?], but also bc I would get nauseous & pass out, so HNTP's interpretive Dugg-ing was my only hope!

205 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Washington Post: Some ... · 0 replies · +4 points

What did the leper say to the whore...oh wait, wrong discussion.

206 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Beardo Stephen Colbert... · 1 reply · +10 points

Are we positive that this guy wasn't written into existence by Carl Hiaasen?

222 weeks ago @ Wonkette - How To Stop Being Such... · 0 replies · +6 points

First, be a creature unlike any other...

240 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Running Out Of Origina... · 0 replies · +1 points

Ooh, and I'm following you because you are mean!

240 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Arizona Legislator Wil... · 0 replies · +2 points

How about the citizenship test? That'd stump 'em!

241 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Obama Sends 'Dear John... · 0 replies · +2 points

I pour vodka on my cornflakes and wallow in my 'jammies when I telework, this calls for something more transformative! Maybe...gin on my oat squares in my undies?

242 weeks ago @ Wonkette - U.S. Chamber Of Commer... · 0 replies · +1 points

Ooh, can I steal that tag to use on my "government shutdown" posts over on tumblr? Please don't sue me Wonkette - I'd credit this fine [virtual] publication, but it'll only be in a tag.

[Thanks, fredbell, for pointing it out!]

242 weeks ago @ Wonkette - U.S. Chamber Of Commer... · 0 replies · +10 points

Let's be clear, those are *baby* panda blood spritzers. Which is why the pandacam will be going dark at midnight.

242 weeks ago @ Wonkette - A Quick Reminder Of Wo... · 2 replies · +2 points

It's the "malternative." It was a terrifying, clear, beer-priced, girlie beverage back when I was a poor grad student living in a dry [who even knew they existed?!!] county.