BUT WHO WILL THINK OF THE DUGGARS?! I can't actually watch them as I have no cable [kickstarter?], but also bc I would get nauseous & pass out, so HNTP's interpretive Dugg-ing was my only hope!
What did the leper say to the whore...oh wait, wrong discussion.
Are we positive that this guy wasn't written into existence by Carl Hiaasen?
First, be a creature unlike any other...
Ooh, and I'm following you because you are mean!
How about the citizenship test? That'd stump 'em!
I pour vodka on my cornflakes and wallow in my 'jammies when I telework, this calls for something more transformative! Maybe...gin on my oat squares in my undies?
Ooh, can I steal that tag to use on my "government shutdown" posts over on tumblr? Please don't sue me Wonkette - I'd credit this fine [virtual] publication, but it'll only be in a tag.
[Thanks, fredbell, for pointing it out!]
Let's be clear, those are *baby* panda blood spritzers. Which is why the pandacam will be going dark at midnight.
It's the "malternative." It was a terrifying, clear, beer-priced, girlie beverage back when I was a poor grad student living in a dry [who even knew they existed?!!] county.