en-us https://www.intensedebate.com/users/974052 Comments by metamarcisf http://wonkette.com/573855/tucker-carlsons-internet-home-for-fascists-who-cant-read-good-blames-liberals-for-tom-bradys-deflated-balls#IDComment945004285 I don't know about bow-tie daddy here, but I hate the fucking Boston Patriots because I'm from Buffalo. Mon, 26 Jan 2015 16:48:15 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573855/tucker-carlsons-internet-home-for-fascists-who-cant-read-good-blames-liberals-for-tom-bradys-deflated-balls#IDComment945004285 http://wonkette.com/573706/here-is-a-jimmy-carter-caption-contest-for-your-weekend-amusement#IDComment944207382 "I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming." Fri, 23 Jan 2015 22:43:21 +0000 http://wonkette.com/573706/here-is-a-jimmy-carter-caption-contest-for-your-weekend-amusement#IDComment944207382 http://wonkette.com/555008/george-takei-tells-how-he-was-sent-to-an-internment-camp-at-age-5-and-somehow-its-not-horrifying#IDComment857544210 Sulu turned gay just to piss off Captain Kirk. Thu, 24 Jul 2014 18:48:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/555008/george-takei-tells-how-he-was-sent-to-an-internment-camp-at-age-5-and-somehow-its-not-horrifying#IDComment857544210 http://wonkette.com/554963/arizona-spokeschick-promises-botched-execution-was-really-kittens-whiskers-and-unicorn-farts#IDComment857484572 I felt the same way after my first Nirvana concert. Thu, 24 Jul 2014 15:19:31 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554963/arizona-spokeschick-promises-botched-execution-was-really-kittens-whiskers-and-unicorn-farts#IDComment857484572 http://wonkette.com/554962/why-wont-these-jerk-homeless-people-give-this-cool-cigar-guy-all-their-money#IDComment857477599 I know a homeless guy in Santa Fe who can drink 30 beers in one day. Beer isn't cheap. Thu, 24 Jul 2014 14:53:51 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554962/why-wont-these-jerk-homeless-people-give-this-cool-cigar-guy-all-their-money#IDComment857477599 http://wonkette.com/554934/michele-bachmann-demands-to-know-why-you-arent-begging-to-know-her-2016-plans#IDComment857215375 All the animals come out at night... Wed, 23 Jul 2014 21:20:01 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554934/michele-bachmann-demands-to-know-why-you-arent-begging-to-know-her-2016-plans#IDComment857215375 http://wonkette.com/554934/michele-bachmann-demands-to-know-why-you-arent-begging-to-know-her-2016-plans#IDComment857211282 One of these days I'm gonna get organisized. Wed, 23 Jul 2014 21:03:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554934/michele-bachmann-demands-to-know-why-you-arent-begging-to-know-her-2016-plans#IDComment857211282 http://wonkette.com/554898/sarah-palin-on-speed-blames-sammy-hagar-because-personal-responsibility#IDComment857123585 Ma'am, do you believe that this vehicle is safe for highway travel? Wed, 23 Jul 2014 16:20:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554898/sarah-palin-on-speed-blames-sammy-hagar-because-personal-responsibility#IDComment857123585 http://wonkette.com/554839/fourth-circuit-court-removes-judicial-dick-from-obamacares-ear#IDComment856722340 So what, this whole thing will now be decided by penalty kicks? Tue, 22 Jul 2014 17:37:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554839/fourth-circuit-court-removes-judicial-dick-from-obamacares-ear#IDComment856722340 http://wonkette.com/554812/someone-reminded-idaho-tribe-who-ted-nugent-is-so-they-cancelled-his-concert#IDComment856686914 Right. Come along if you dare, my redneck ass. Tue, 22 Jul 2014 15:37:33 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554812/someone-reminded-idaho-tribe-who-ted-nugent-is-so-they-cancelled-his-concert#IDComment856686914 http://wonkette.com/554777/ken-ham-pretty-sure-that-aliens-dont-exist-but-if-they-do-theyre-going-to-hell#IDComment856665567 You can keep your Godman. I'll take Aquaman. Tue, 22 Jul 2014 14:13:02 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554777/ken-ham-pretty-sure-that-aliens-dont-exist-but-if-they-do-theyre-going-to-hell#IDComment856665567 http://wonkette.com/554758/there-goes-elizabeth-warren-being-hitler-again#IDComment856401518 Hope that Warren gets to play Klink's secretary in Scorsese's big budget remake of Hogan's Heroes. Mon, 21 Jul 2014 21:31:20 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554758/there-goes-elizabeth-warren-being-hitler-again#IDComment856401518 http://wonkette.com/554742/couple-of-idiots-have-thoughts-on-gay-sportsball-player-michael-sam#IDComment856375313 Limbaugh's kind of player is more in the Mark Chmura mold. Mon, 21 Jul 2014 19:59:28 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554742/couple-of-idiots-have-thoughts-on-gay-sportsball-player-michael-sam#IDComment856375313 http://wonkette.com/554635/catholic-mommy-bloggers-explain-why-they-dont-like-or-understand-birth-control#IDComment856285931 For the same reason no one ever points a telescope at the sun. Mon, 21 Jul 2014 15:06:56 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554635/catholic-mommy-bloggers-explain-why-they-dont-like-or-understand-birth-control#IDComment856285931 http://wonkette.com/554650/the-blaze-so-excited-about-tennessee-restaurant-that-really-loves-gun-humpers#IDComment856278348 Hopefully, they still make you check your teeth at the door. Mon, 21 Jul 2014 14:39:41 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554650/the-blaze-so-excited-about-tennessee-restaurant-that-really-loves-gun-humpers#IDComment856278348 http://wonkette.com/554558/stupidest-men-on-internet-demand-apology-from-wonket-here-it-is#IDComment855363249 So would Art Linkletter's Daughter. Fri, 18 Jul 2014 22:02:34 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554558/stupidest-men-on-internet-demand-apology-from-wonket-here-it-is#IDComment855363249 http://wonkette.com/554558/stupidest-men-on-internet-demand-apology-from-wonket-here-it-is#IDComment855327590 This Kristinn Taylor is purtier than a box of hammers. Fri, 18 Jul 2014 19:15:17 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554558/stupidest-men-on-internet-demand-apology-from-wonket-here-it-is#IDComment855327590 http://wonkette.com/554558/stupidest-men-on-internet-demand-apology-from-wonket-here-it-is#IDComment855326608 We apologize for being Libidiots. Fri, 18 Jul 2014 19:11:12 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554558/stupidest-men-on-internet-demand-apology-from-wonket-here-it-is#IDComment855326608 http://wonkette.com/554565/bryan-fischer-thinking-good-thoughts-about-aids-researchers-dying-on-plane-no-really-hes-thinking-good#IDComment855302255 Fischer should stick to commenting on terrorist-approved Campbell's Soup. Fri, 18 Jul 2014 17:36:20 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554565/bryan-fischer-thinking-good-thoughts-about-aids-researchers-dying-on-plane-no-really-hes-thinking-good#IDComment855302255 http://wonkette.com/554543/rick-perry-appointee-jailed-for-being-a-creep#IDComment855268189 Is it safe? Fri, 18 Jul 2014 15:23:47 +0000 http://wonkette.com/554543/rick-perry-appointee-jailed-for-being-a-creep#IDComment855268189