elfgoldsackring

elfgoldsackring

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382 comments posted · 2 followers · following 4

328 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rise Up Wonkers, Your ... · 0 replies · +13 points

I can offer you massive time-zone leveraging benefits for outsourcing the night sex blog to me here in Australia. Tentative title: "Making it big down under".

335 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sunday Bloody NYT Sund... · 0 replies · +5 points

The 50s truly were a dry spell for the ladies.

342 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Brian Fischer Explains... · 0 replies · +1 points

AFA-approved careers for boys: rancher, rustler, sheriff, preacher.
AFA-approved careers for girls: sweetheart, schoolmarm, whore.

344 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Here Is Your Recommend... · 2 replies · +6 points

I just don't get why it needs to be a separate site, that's all...

344 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Shorter Mike Huckabee:... · 0 replies · +5 points

Wake up, man! You're not meant to BE the pedestal!

344 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Here Is Your Recommend... · 8 replies · +6 points

Stop trying to make Happy Nice Time happen, you guyses. It's not going to happen.

350 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Here Are Scott Brown's... · 0 replies · +4 points

I'm ashamed to admit it, but I totally would.

350 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With the Chris... · 0 replies · +6 points

"Communist Eastern Europe and Russia could barely achieve the standard of living found in the United States in the 1920s and 1930s."

So what are they complaining about? Didn't we just read that US America was a workers' paradise during the Depression, and anything else you might have heard was propaganda from godless destabilizers?

359 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Derp Roundup: Your Wee... · 1 reply · +29 points

...purposeful butch-looking female

So you only want to hire aimless, vague looking people?

385 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Australian Prime Minis... · 0 replies · +15 points

The first sandwich was Vegemite = just a bit of Aussie fun, mocking authority.

The second sandwich was salami = bloody disrespectful immigrant.

If the third sandwich is felafels? Major security incident.