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I am a bleeding-heart leftie, I joined the Labour party as a paid-up member after Jez got the leadership, because he got the leadership, I am opposed to neoliberalism and Tony Blair and etc etc but MY GOD MAN at this point you are the zombie husk of an opposition leader and YOU MUST GO.
eta dammit, Jeremy
ok more helpfully - TALK TO YOUR PARTNER! I just don't want to be like, "hey do you want to surprise me by proposing" soz but I think this is a situation where just you are going to have to ask. Then everything else about the proposal can be a delightful surprise, if you want.
*screams into a sponge*
Panic, what panic? I am going to continue calmly and efficiently stress-eating chocolate.