bokononista

bokononista

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553 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rick Perry's Strong Fa... · 0 replies · +22 points

Well maybe if Ole Rick Perry does not giveth, the Lord will not taketh away his God given right to lead.

559 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Donald Trump Forced Ou... · 1 reply · +32 points

Trump will soon make it clear that he himself decided not to drive, as the continual veering left would be seen as morally weak.

559 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 'Dead Osama' Merchandi... · 0 replies · +6 points

I'd be pressed to think any of the people there in the dancing orgy would agree, what with their heads rolling with a dose of Molly. Sobriety is not recommended at one of these "performances".

559 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 'Dead Osama' Merchandi... · 2 replies · +21 points

Heard the SEAL team was ordered to be humble before the mission even commenced. Too bad this wasn't passed along to the Good Ole Patriots.
Why can't we just be glad about something without making asses of ourselves.

559 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Osama Bin Laden: A Lif... · 2 replies · +52 points

If we petition Obama with cigarettes, will he add Carrot Top to the Navy SEALS Team 6 "list o' thingys to take care of?"

559 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Michelle Obama's Last ... · 1 reply · +6 points

"Go on Billy, I dare you to tell the Food-Limiting-Overseer-That-Unfattens-Slobs that you ate a freakin' pastry!"

559 weeks ago @ Wonkette - BIN LADEN DEAD: Americ... · 0 replies · +24 points

Jesus told him this day would come, but Bushie had to get the ball rolling way back then in Iraq of all places. I don't get it either.

559 weeks ago @ Wonkette - DEAD!: Liveblogging th... · 3 replies · +36 points

Damn, that walk-away after the address... I mean damn. Solid!

559 weeks ago @ Wonkette - DEAD!: Liveblogging th... · 0 replies · +16 points

Oooo, the camera moving in as Obama starts in speaking about the killin' makes this intimate, though stern. Am I entranced?

559 weeks ago @ Wonkette - DEAD!: Liveblogging th... · 0 replies · +22 points

Bachmann and company just had their party buzz-killed: They thought Obama, not Osama, had been killed. Party on!