Weenus299

Weenus299

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8 years ago @ Wonkette - All The Proof You Will... · 0 replies · +3 points

Whatever. This picture has been around for at least 160 years. Sure he's gay, or not. What's more impressive is how much he resembles Johnny Cash.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Mark Sanford Not Allow... · 0 replies · +9 points

I knew about the holes and his digging toy. Know nothing about the aeroplane flying. Hey kids, let's play World Trade Center! You boys stand there real still, ...

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Jimmy Carter Explains ... · 0 replies · +8 points

Those weapons of mass destruction have to be somewhere in there.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Contest! Caption This ... · 0 replies · +5 points

How ironic the dork in the elephant costume possesses a camel toe.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Girl, Rand Paul Will D... · 1 reply · +16 points

Pretty soon all the gangstas will have drones. Then what will Rund Paul do?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Dana Perino Writes Gro... · 0 replies · +4 points

Bush junior must have the Kavorka. Runs in the family. http://www.amazon.com/George-Bush-Dark-Prince-Lov...

9 years ago @ Wonkette - CNN Taking Revenge On ... · 0 replies · +2 points

The two paranoid ricin Mississippi boys. THAT'S the Crossfire duo I'd like to see.
Or better, real crossfire, you know, Newt and Steffie actually shooting each other.

9 years ago @ Wonkette - New York Times Lady Bo... · 1 reply · +22 points

The entire Polickito thing reads like "I hate my boss, she never fucks me."

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Not Knowing What Else ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Kinda has that Emerson Lake and Palmer feel to it. Got a Moog?

9 years ago @ Wonkette - Not Knowing What Else ... · 1 reply · +6 points

Somebody tell me who in the fuck Anna Palmer is. I don't want to go to the google. You don't know how it feels to get on google and enter "Anna Palmer."
Amy Palmer?
Amy Poehler?
Anna Polenta?
Hogwarts?