Weenus299

Weenus299

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375 weeks ago @ Wonkette - All The Proof You Will... · 0 replies · +3 points

Whatever. This picture has been around for at least 160 years. Sure he's gay, or not. What's more impressive is how much he resembles Johnny Cash.

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Mark Sanford Not Allow... · 0 replies · +9 points

I knew about the holes and his digging toy. Know nothing about the aeroplane flying. Hey kids, let's play World Trade Center! You boys stand there real still, ...

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Jimmy Carter Explains ... · 0 replies · +8 points

Those weapons of mass destruction have to be somewhere in there.

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Contest! Caption This ... · 0 replies · +5 points

How ironic the dork in the elephant costume possesses a camel toe.

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Girl, Rand Paul Will D... · 1 reply · +16 points

Pretty soon all the gangstas will have drones. Then what will Rund Paul do?

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Dana Perino Writes Gro... · 0 replies · +4 points

Bush junior must have the Kavorka. Runs in the family. http://www.amazon.com/George-Bush-Dark-Prince-Lov...

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - CNN Taking Revenge On ... · 0 replies · +2 points

The two paranoid ricin Mississippi boys. THAT'S the Crossfire duo I'd like to see.
Or better, real crossfire, you know, Newt and Steffie actually shooting each other.

380 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New York Times Lady Bo... · 1 reply · +22 points

The entire Polickito thing reads like "I hate my boss, she never fucks me."

381 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Not Knowing What Else ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Kinda has that Emerson Lake and Palmer feel to it. Got a Moog?

381 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Not Knowing What Else ... · 1 reply · +6 points

Somebody tell me who in the fuck Anna Palmer is. I don't want to go to the google. You don't know how it feels to get on google and enter "Anna Palmer."
Amy Palmer?
Amy Poehler?
Anna Polenta?
Hogwarts?