UpfistFairy

UpfistFairy

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24 comments posted · 3 followers · following 2

478 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Jon Huntsman Risks Dep... · 0 replies · +7 points

I'd hit it.

488 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Texas Lawmaker Yells D... · 0 replies · +13 points

Or belt buckle or bolo tie.

488 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Legislators Spending M... · 0 replies · +23 points

/snark off...
You know what? Fuck all of these guys on both sides. Mr. Upfist has a great job, I have a decent one (pretty awesome considering I'm Wonketting from my death-cube) and we're scrounging to find a fucking 3rd couple to go in on a condo so we can afford to take a trip to the fucking New Jersey shore with our kid? Life - we're doing it wrong.

489 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Crying Anthony Weiner ... · 0 replies · +9 points

Boner goes up, boner goes down... no one knows why it happens...it just does...

490 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tea Party Ready To Dum... · 0 replies · +4 points

Crotch shot or GTFO.

490 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Has No Ide... · 0 replies · +15 points

The Beastie Boys never lie. This is exactly how history happened.

490 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Has No Ide... · 2 replies · +15 points

But I thought Jesus wanted Crazy Eyes Bachmann. Or can god not even tell one grifter from another at this point?

490 weeks ago @ Wonkette - We Are So Sorry About ... · 0 replies · +9 points

Eff. Beat me to it.

490 weeks ago @ Wonkette - 'Media Whore' Sign Bri... · 0 replies · +5 points

Yeah I'm glad the report on race/population statistics in Philadelphia that came out yesterday was released AFTER Snowbilly Grifter made her appearance at the Liberty Bell. After all, said report showcased how Brown, Messican & Oriental the city's become over the last decade. She'd have been to skeered to show her face otherwise.

490 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Happiest Nations Have ... · 0 replies · +13 points

I know, what the hell? I post, get upfists and yet my Pee-score goes down? I hope they're paying you trolls into that 1% Rich Person bracket. This is your equivalent of jihad, isn't it?