Ravenclaws are SUPER GOOD at *starting* paperwork. They make a page in their Bullet Journal, then another outline, then take more notes and form committees to discuss the possibilities of tangents. The Hufflepuffs come in at the exact right time to say, "it's time for a break," which the Ravenclaws roll their eyes at because who needs FOOD at a time like this? We are BRAINSTORMING HERE. But really it's very helpful because by the end of the muffins and tea, the 'Claws are back from the weeds and can start discussing why paperwork is a waste of paper, why can't we just SCAN ALL the files, gods the SEC is so behind the times! Let's go into the stacks and just do it but hey look, this isn't alphabetical let's put things in order before we get started with the scanning - after all ducks like to be lined up, right?
Meanwhile the Slytherins have created a quick-and-dirty Excel solution in the office down the hall.
AND WHO WANTS THAT? Heathens and miscreants, that's who.
I confess that I was joking BUT ask me again in 2 months because when I got home last night I pulled out my degree and embroidery silks and started plotting.
*Especially* on the internet. My other favorite technique is using actual rhetorical terms for logical fallacies in FB comments. I don't even need to double-check my spelling of ad hominem or Ignoratio elenchi anymore.
This is incredible/terrifying/accurate.
I have no idea what you're on about. NONE WHATEVER.
UGHHH Islam came about *after Christianity* by more years than have passed since between us and SHAKESPEARE. (I... have maybe shouted this and then waved around a hand-embroidered version of my art history degree that I keep in my purse for just these occasions and also to polish my glasses.)
What I like about (my) internet forums is that I can get 3/4 through an "ACTUALLY..." post, realize I may be talking out of my ass, and go do some research before I hit post. And then comes the amazing smugness of having backed myself up with LINKS AND FACTS *before* anyone came at me.
Slytherclaws: prepared and cunning.
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