Splitskies

Splitskies

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301 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 1 reply · +3 points

I'm going to take down your beige castle, woman!

Actually I didn't think being a strawberry cream cheese eater was a secret, but in retrospect I totally get it.

301 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 3 replies · +17 points

You eat strawberry cream cheese.

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301 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 5 replies · +7 points

This, coming from someone who's never had a Twinkie and almost convulsed at PF Chang's.

I'm going to save all the uneaten bread bits and drown you in them one day.

323 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Thursday Open Thread · 0 replies · +4 points

Ha! I bought some hair chalk for the event. I think I'm answering my own question....

323 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Thursday Open Thread · 2 replies · +1 points

Was she wearing a hat? Apparently, style editors love festival goers in hats.

323 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Thursday Open Thread · 1 reply · +3 points

Yeah, that's pretty much my mantra. I just got insecure for a second because Chloe's resolve to hang on to youthful hipsterdom seemed indestructible.

323 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Thursday Open Thread · 3 replies · +4 points

Yeah, definitely the former, but I looked so cute I think Michelle would approve.

323 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Thursday Open Thread · 9 replies · +3 points

I rocked a (non midriff-baring) romper to Governor's Ball this weekend. I think I'm stuck in purgatory.

323 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Thursday Open Thread · 11 replies · +3 points

Eh, I didn't mean it literally, just more along the lines of dressing the way I feel vs. dressing the way society expects me to (whatever that means). I present as young. People assume I'm in my twenties and I generally shop at the same stores as I did in my twenties. Sometimes I wonder exactly when that switch will occur, and I got the impression that Chloe is perhaps going through it at the moment.

Then again, she was in attendance at Coachella, so it can't be a huge issue for her.

323 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Thursday Open Thread · 13 replies · +2 points

Chloe poses the inevitable question: When do you put the butt cheeks away? http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/06/coachella-made-ch...

I'm 32. Do I need to worry about this yet?