gdp's Comments

Crasstalk : Saturday Open Thread

Sat, 9 Nov 2013 19:45:45 +0000

I'm going to take down your beige castle, woman! Actually I didn't think being a strawberry cream cheese eater was a secret, but in retrospect I totally get it.

Crasstalk : Saturday Open Thread

Sat, 9 Nov 2013 19:40:57 +0000

You eat strawberry cream cheese. Your opinions are rendered irrelevant and I am unsubscribing from your newsletter!

Crasstalk : Saturday Open Thread

Sat, 9 Nov 2013 19:29:38 +0000

This, coming from someone who's never had a Twinkie and almost convulsed at PF Chang's. I'm going to save all the uneaten bread bits and drown you in them one day.

Crasstalk : Thursday Open Thread

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:22:10 +0000

Ha! I bought some hair chalk for the event. I think I'm answering my own question....

Crasstalk : Thursday Open Thread

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 15:18:00 +0000

Was she wearing a hat? Apparently, style editors love festival goers in hats.

Crasstalk : Thursday Open Thread

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 15:17:28 +0000

Yeah, that's pretty much my mantra. I just got insecure for a second because Chloe's resolve to hang on to youthful hipsterdom seemed indestructible.

Crasstalk : Thursday Open Thread

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 15:07:42 +0000

Yeah, definitely the former, but I looked so cute I think Michelle would approve.

Crasstalk : Thursday Open Thread

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:57:11 +0000

I rocked a (non midriff-baring) romper to Governor's Ball this weekend. I think I'm stuck in purgatory.

Crasstalk : Thursday Open Thread

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:26:17 +0000

Eh, I didn't mean it literally, just more along the lines of dressing the way I feel vs. dressing the way society expects me to (whatever that means). I present as young. People assume I'm in my twenties and I generally shop at the same stores as I did in my twenties. Sometimes I wonder exactly when that switch will occur, and I got the impression that Chloe is perhaps going through it at the moment. Then again, she was in attendance at Coachella, so it can't be a huge issue for her.

Crasstalk : Thursday Open Thread

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:55:00 +0000

Chloe poses the inevitable question: When do you put the butt cheeks away? http://nymag.com/thecut/2013/06/coachella-made-ch... I'm 32. Do I need to worry about this yet?

Crasstalk : Lingerie That is Strong Enough for a Man

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 13:55:40 +0000

Just give them some bloomin' onions, a can of Foster's, and a gator to wrangle and the picture is complete.

Crasstalk : Why You Should Try Bikram Yoga

Fri, 7 Jun 2013 18:27:58 +0000

I agree. I mean, come one, my grandparents met in Siberia! Shit is genetic.

Crasstalk : Friday Open Thread

Fri, 7 Jun 2013 17:34:47 +0000

Try going blonde. Apparently the peroxide goes straight to your cerebellum and your vagina becomes community property.

Crasstalk : Friday Open Thread

Fri, 7 Jun 2013 17:28:23 +0000

Ah yes, the old "Let me comment on the thing you are self-conscious about in a failed attempt to singlehandedly destroy that because see? I totally wanna fuck you anyway! Problem solved!" move. Like, maybe you just want to do those crunches because you are interested in your own self improvement? Does it have to be about the approval of others? I hate backhanded compliments.

Crasstalk : 10 Awesome Items for $10 and Under at Sephora

Fri, 7 Jun 2013 17:22:03 +0000

I own the bent eyeliner brush as well as the clear mascara! (I use the brow portion more often than the lash one) Their brushes are surprisingly high quality, although I would stick to the smaller ones, as I deplore the one face brush of theirs I have. Also, I really like their SPF 45 loose powder for touchups and skin protection throughout the day that won't destroy your makeup.

Crasstalk : Friday Open Thread

Fri, 7 Jun 2013 17:08:48 +0000

Ha, yes! I can't go to work without at least concealer and blush, because I get the inevitable, "Are you sick? Hungover? Dying??" questions.

Crasstalk : Friday Open Thread

Fri, 7 Jun 2013 17:01:43 +0000

Um, pretty much. Dudes have NO CLUE what goes into our routine. When they say they like women without makeup, what they mean is they like the no makeup makeup style.

Crasstalk : 10 Awesome Items for $10 and Under at Sephora

Fri, 7 Jun 2013 16:57:19 +0000

This isn't a Sephora find, but a really good deal that I've been looking for space to kvell about. It's the E.L.F. Flawless Concealer Brush and it's amazing! I've been looking for something that will make my concealer look airbrushed and perfect and have finally found it. For $3. Peep it: http://www.eyeslipsface.com/studio/brushes/single... Also, this is awesome. Haven't been here in a while, and it's nice to have smart people to gush about makeup with.

Crasstalk : Friday Open Thread

Fri, 7 Jun 2013 16:49:14 +0000

I think the implication when a guy says that is that the woman is clearly doing it for male approval. Hence, when said approval is achieved without makeup, then what's the point of wearing it? It's frustrating is all.

Crasstalk : Meet Your Crassholes: Tchotchke

Wed, 9 Jan 2013 20:56:59 +0000

If I didn't know her IRL, I'd feel really intimidated right now. Also, she's a two beer queer. Kisses!