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459 weeks ago @ The New Civil Rights M... - Newt Gingrich Says Mar... · 0 replies · +5 points

Here's the deal: Newt's a Catholic now, and converts are almost always more zealous than people who have been raised in Catholicism. If you listen carefully to Newt, he now speaks the very specific language of Catholic Christianity, and he constantly whines about how Christians are "persecuted" and targets of "secular bigotry." Both he and Santorum (another zealot) are loyal first to the Pope and the Vatican, second to their local priest and bishop. They must not ever be re-elected to the U.S. House, Senate, and must certainly never be allowed anywhere near 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

501 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Idiots Abroad: Palin F... · 0 replies · +4 points

And Todd was expecting that in Israel, it'd be really easy to get pork products.

501 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Idiots Abroad: Palin F... · 0 replies · +12 points

How great that she spends about 48 hours in India and her first stop upon arrival? The closest, most upscale mall available!

You go, Lou Sarah. Show those Indians that a Real American puts her retail cravings above any mindless sightseeing or getting to know the people of India.

504 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Amazing Anthony Weiner... · 1 reply · +7 points

Also, too: is it just me, or does she appear to be passing gas in many of her photos?

504 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Amazing Anthony Weiner... · 1 reply · +7 points

Megyn Kelly's on-screen apparel = fusion of K-Mart and Victoria's Secret.

504 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Yes, Wisconsin Now Has... · 0 replies · +11 points

Wisconsin has palm trees now! Good god - we have a hard enough time up here in Berkeley keeping them alive. How do they do it? Must be God himself making them grow. A miracle!

504 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Newt Gingrich Too Slea... · 0 replies · +6 points

It's a win all around - Wendy catches a break from having him inside of her, which must be something like a near-death experience.

504 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Newt Gingrich Too Slea... · 0 replies · +6 points

And in his Sunday School class at First Baptist Church of Obesity.

504 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Newt Gingrich Too Slea... · 2 replies · +5 points

Has Rupert managed to conceive with Wendy? We'd heard that he couldn't make it "all the way" before falling noisily asleep . . . so do tell!

504 weeks ago @ Wonkette - BREAKING: Someone's St... · 0 replies · +12 points

In Lou Sarah's world, she alone decides what the First Amendment means. The Supreme Court = Satan's Court.