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The New Civil Rights Movement : Newt Gingrich Says Married Gay Couples Are Only "Friends" At GOP Debate

Sun, 8 Jan 2012 06:05:38 +0000

Here's the deal: Newt's a Catholic now, and converts are almost always more zealous than people who have been raised in Catholicism. If you listen carefully to Newt, he now speaks the very specific language of Catholic Christianity, and he constantly whines about how Christians are "persecuted" and targets of "secular bigotry." Both he and Santorum (another zealot) are loyal first to the Pope and the Vatican, second to their local priest and bishop. They must not ever be re-elected to the U.S. House, Senate, and must certainly never be allowed anywhere near 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Wonkette : Idiots Abroad: Palin Freak Show Tours India, Israel

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 19:05:49 +0000

And Todd was expecting that in Israel, it'd be really easy to get pork products.

Wonkette : Idiots Abroad: Palin Freak Show Tours India, Israel

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 16:27:09 +0000

How great that she spends about 48 hours in India and her first stop upon arrival? The closest, most upscale mall available! You go, Lou Sarah. Show those Indians that a Real American puts her retail cravings above any mindless sightseeing or getting to know the people of India.

Wonkette : Amazing Anthony Weiner Manages To Get In As Much Opinion As Fox Anchor

Thu, 3 Mar 2011 20:15:57 +0000

Also, too: is it just me, or does she appear to be passing gas in many of her photos?

Wonkette : Amazing Anthony Weiner Manages To Get In As Much Opinion As Fox Anchor

Thu, 3 Mar 2011 19:57:06 +0000

Megyn Kelly's on-screen apparel = fusion of K-Mart and Victoria's Secret.

Wonkette : Yes, Wisconsin Now Has Palm Trees

Wed, 2 Mar 2011 22:52:46 +0000

Wisconsin has palm trees now! Good god - we have a hard enough time up here in Berkeley keeping them alive. How do they do it? Must be God himself making them grow. A miracle!

Wonkette : Newt Gingrich Too Sleazy a Grifter To Legally Run For President Right Now

Wed, 2 Mar 2011 22:01:54 +0000

It's a win all around - Wendy catches a break from having him inside of her, which must be something like a near-death experience.

Wonkette : Newt Gingrich Too Sleazy a Grifter To Legally Run For President Right Now

Wed, 2 Mar 2011 21:43:03 +0000

And in his Sunday School class at First Baptist Church of Obesity.

Wonkette : Newt Gingrich Too Sleazy a Grifter To Legally Run For President Right Now

Wed, 2 Mar 2011 21:35:08 +0000

Has Rupert managed to conceive with Wendy? We'd heard that he couldn't make it "all the way" before falling noisily asleep . . . so do tell!

Wonkette : BREAKING: Someone's Stopping Sarah Palin From Saying 'God' In Public

Wed, 2 Mar 2011 20:41:14 +0000

In Lou Sarah's world, she alone decides what the First Amendment means. The Supreme Court = Satan's Court.

Wonkette : End the Suicide Watch: Bristol Palin's Book Is Entitled 'Not Afraid of Life'

Wed, 2 Mar 2011 19:33:21 +0000

You can be sure there will be lots of "shout-outs" to Jesus and The Lord. Because Lou Sarah raised her family to be all Christiany like that.

Wonkette : End the Suicide Watch: Bristol Palin's Book Is Entitled 'Not Afraid of Life'

Wed, 2 Mar 2011 16:44:39 +0000

Brisket's not afraid of life -- she's just afraid of pissing off Lou Sarah again. She's still got years of penance ahead of her for getting knocked up by Levi. Lou Sarah never forgives, and she clearly never forgets, either.

Wonkette : Serially Unemployed Meghan McCain Has Thoughts On Wisconsin Workers

Wed, 2 Mar 2011 03:32:22 +0000

And according to Lou Sarah, she "hated that damn job."

Wonkette : Mike Huckabee Knows Barack Obama Grew Up In Kenya

Wed, 2 Mar 2011 00:49:34 +0000

Best. Huckabee. Family. Picture. Ever. And the story's pretty good, too: http://crooksandliars.com/2007/12/16/huckabee-squ...

Wonkette : Mike Huckabee Knows Barack Obama Grew Up In Kenya

Wed, 2 Mar 2011 00:46:28 +0000

I can't believe that HUCK wasted a perfectly good opportunity to snark on Barack and Michelle for not getting an invite to William and Kate's wedding. I mean, only royals are being invited, no other world leaders, but the facts never stop the HUCKSTER.

Wonkette : Hot Dead-People Trend: 'In Lieu of Flowers, Defeat Barack Obama'

Wed, 2 Mar 2011 00:39:03 +0000

I love to tell my Teabaggeresque family members that my friend Hussein was baptized and confirmed while growing up in Amman, Jordan . . .

Wonkette : Serially Unemployed Meghan McCain Has Thoughts On Wisconsin Workers

Wed, 2 Mar 2011 00:17:12 +0000

Meghan's Columbia tuition was probably paid up front, in full, so they were only too happy to just let her coast for 4 years and give her a degree.

Wonkette : Serially Unemployed Meghan McCain Has Thoughts On Wisconsin Workers

Tue, 1 Mar 2011 23:49:02 +0000

But that wasn't an act: that WAS spinelessness.

Wonkette : Serially Unemployed Meghan McCain Has Thoughts On Wisconsin Workers

Tue, 1 Mar 2011 23:23:50 +0000

Meghan girl: time for that breast reduction. They're robbing your brain of nourishment.

Wonkette : Serially Unemployed Meghan McCain Has Thoughts On Wisconsin Workers

Tue, 1 Mar 2011 22:31:46 +0000

"Howie, shut up and keep buffing the pole with your ass like you're paid to do." There. How's that?